::Said in the really annoying voice of Ty from Extreme Makeover::
How was everyone's weekend? You awake yet? Gonna make it through the day?
We got moved in after a hellish 18 hr day. I have a literal black bruise on my ass, the exact size of a door knob. The day after we moved in, there was a small fire in the apartment across the hall. We had to call 911. Nothing spread and no one was hurt. It was just in their kitchen.
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs