Since when did the wedding etiquette board become about pregnant people?

sophistryliz

I just came on here, and of course, it's all about people having babies...weird.

scoetto

It is? I hadn't noticed.

[Deleted User]

We are trying to disguise it as a bump board to get you to go away.

sophistryliz

It's the knot...not the bump...go to that board.

shellydiane820

You had it all wrong to begin with, nobody is fat, just knocked up.

scoetto

Oh. I forgot. I'm pregnant with CEW's baby.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]You had it all wrong to begin with, nobody is fat, just knocked up.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

I think I love you Shelly, that was great.

ExpatPumpkin

Well, when one of us HAS A BABY it's pretty exciting

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Oh. I forgot. I'm pregnant with CEW's baby.
Posted by scoetto[/QUOTE]

Can we name it Snarf?

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]It's the knot...not the bump...go to that board.
Posted by sophistryliz[/QUOTE]

Do you just sit around thinking of posts that will make you sound like a complete tool?

shellydiane820

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since when did the wedding etiquette board become about pregnant people? : Can we name it Snarf?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
true story, my hometown has a restaurant called "Snarf and Lucy's"



.

scoetto

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since when did the wedding etiquette board become about pregnant people? : Can we name it Snarf?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Of course!

jasmineh7777

Do you, of all people, think you should be telling people where to post? Seriously?

[Deleted User]

That's perfect! If it's twins, we can name one Snarf and one Lucy. Sco, are we having twins?

scoetto

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[QUOTE]That's perfect! If it's twins, we can name one Snarf and one Lucy. Sco, are we having twins?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Actually, yeah, we are! I was gonna wait to tell you when we were together next.

jasmineh7777

That is just mean Cew. I mean, who the hell names their kid Lucy?

kimheartsscott

Shiit dudes, I think she served us.

[Deleted User]

OMG! This is like the best 4 weeks before my birthday / 3 weeks before my wedding present ever!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]That is just mean Cew. I mean, who the hell names their kid Lucy?
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Ha! This made me giggle.

shellydiane820

I find it funny TK just changed sophistryliz's name into "Spoiled_Princess"

scoetto

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[QUOTE]OMG! This is like the best 4 weeks before my birthday / 3 weeks before my wedding present ever!
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

And thankfully it's not YOU walking down the aisle preggo. Otherwise we'd have to cut the belly out of your dress just to make it fit.

[Deleted User]

Oh man, but I love that belly cut out dress. It's so sophisticated and chic.

And Liz, you know, it's one thing for you to come on here and spew your special brand of weird, but to do so and then run away, kind of sucks.

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]I just came on here, and of course, it's all about people having babies...weird.
Posted by sophistryliz[/QUOTE]
Wow, what a new and original complaint. No one has ever said this before. Really, Sophistry, what's your MO? You have to know that you've pissed off nearly every person on this board and no one likes you. Why do you keep coming? I have a feeling it's just to stir up shiit. Do I have that right? I mean, it's pretty fun to watch us get all riled up sometimes, but seriously, it doesn't bother you to hang out in a place where no one likes you?

thesuninherhead

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[QUOTE]OMG! This is like the best 4 weeks before my birthday / 3 weeks before my wedding present ever!
<p>Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Are there really only three weeks to go for you, cew?! </p>

Moneypenny424

I don't know who this chick is, but I'm just pissed the posts aren't all about me.  As if the ladies here have something better to write about than the Fabulous Ms. Moneypenny.  Baby Snarf excluded

Your apologies (and BB&B gift cards) are appreciated. 

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

OMG those selfish baby biitches. How dare they take over the board!

eastunder1

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[QUOTE]Does anyone else think Sophistry is just a troll used to get us all reved up and give us someone to flame?
Posted by miss.jawright[/QUOTE]

I originally would have said yes, but a quick spin around google proved otherwise.  She's a real live girl, Geppetto!

nda_roxybabe

Yes, she's quite real. Spokeo even gave me a map to her house.

Blueyed228

I always figured the etiquette board would have alot of married girls since married girls have already gone through most of the things people ask about on this board.

Married people have babies.  Get over it.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]How can there be so many babies when we're all lesbians? 
Posted by ohwhynot[/QUOTE]

Haha, I love you.

And of course Soapy's real. Her all-too-real bio is what started this whole trainwreck of a relationship with her.

Cew, I'm getting excited for your big day! Oh yeah, I'm going to be stalking your wedding from the bushes, FYI.

nda_roxybabe

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since when did the wedding etiquette board become about pregnant people? : Haha, I love you. And of course Soapy's real. Her all-too-real bio is what started this whole trainwreck of a relationship with her. Cew, I'm getting excited for your big day. <strong>Oh yeah, I'm going to be stalking your wedding from the bushes, FYI</strong>
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
I may join you. Stalking is more fun in pairs anyhow I think.