Do You think you could walk in these?

bbyckes

I'm all kinds of confused by this pic.  Swiped from Go Fug Yourself.

opalsky007

Jeebus.

Maybe. I did spend ten years of my life in pointe shoes, after all.

polichik

Ew.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

I don't understand why you would think those are cute.

EDIT: Or why you would think any part of that outfit is cute.

The thing that I worry about with heels that are more than 3.5 inches high - what if you just topple over? How will you stop yourself from falling? You won't. And then you'll have trouble getting back up.

polichik

If you kind of let your eyes blur when you look at it, it looks like she has the feet of a crab.

ThePinkSuperhero

It looks like the difference between where your heel hits and where your toe hits is minimized by the platform in the front, so they might not be as hard to walk in as you'd think.

BioGirl21

Why would you want to wear them in the first place? Vom.

thesuninherhead

Do these shoes make the rest of me look thin? 

 

It sort of looks like she's accidentally stepped into drying cement and coated her shoes. 

NuggetBrain

It looks like some kind of alien has swallowed her feet and is digesting them as we speak.

[Deleted User]

She needs a sword.

TheSaltyPeanut

pew pew pew!

buttaflai

I think he expression tops off that look.

sarabellam

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_think-could-walk?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:77d1d1e6-8ea5-47e4-a4d9-199787824d73Post:b27a2623-ff6c-48f8-8c1b-0d70bee45a50">Re: Do You think you could walk in these?</a>:
[QUOTE]If you kind of let your eyes blur when you look at it, it looks like she has the feet of a crab.
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]

Nah, I think they are more lobster-like.

BecW2be

I think the angle of her foot is only like she's wearing 4" heels, but on a massive platform. A massive platform of pure FUG! Jesus. We need to start a huge initiative for the worldwide distribution of mirrors. There's obviously a severe lack of them in most homes.

diva1397

The shape reminds me of the face of a bull terrier:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hJAISuiH0AQ/SRLWW-TgyoI/AAAAAAAAAgA/zaOQVoU-VlA/s400/bull_terrier.jpg