And people thought she just wanted attention...

JessAndTrav

Here's the latest on Octomom.

Follow the link for all the crazy.

She's clearly focused on her children, guys. Everyone knows that she's the world's best mother, times eleventy.

sarah0725

My eyes!

angiebear11

I will say this, she does have a nice body for someone who just popped out 8 babies.

bbyckes

Someone fill me in.  The link is blocked at work.

Stackeye210

Threw up in my mouth a little.  Thanks for that.

kikibaby

Sad, I can't see the superficial at work  

ExpatPumpkin

There's NO WAY she hasn't had a tummy tuck.  NO WAY.  Or those pictures were doctored...  Remember Kate's tummy?  

JessAndTrav

No worries, I'm here to save the day.




IT'S OCTOMOM IN A BIKINI!

You're welcome.

I'm pretty sure that her body is airbrushed.

I just looked at the full-sized image, and her stomach has definitely been photoshopped. I should know, I do this to pictures of my self regularly.

bbyckes

Wowzas.  Cowboy hat and all huh. 

I'm with Expat.  Airbrushing, tummy tuck, photoshop ALL of it.  Ridiculous.  What's up with those lips?

Thanks, Jess!

beatlesgirl25

I think that hat needs to be pulled down a lot lower. Like, all the way over her creepy face/lips.

kikibaby

Hm, glad she has time for bikini modeling.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]There's NO WAY she hasn't had a tummy tuck.  NO WAY.  Or those pictures were doctored...  Remember Kate's tummy?  
Posted by ExpatPumpkin[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I remember.

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JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Hm, glad she has time for bikini modeling.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

Of COURSE she has time for bikini modeling!

ALL of the good moms do!

Kiki, you're just being silly.

JessAndTrav

I just decided that her face is like Cher + Steven Tyler + Heidi Montag.

temerityjane

Her bellybutton looks like a wound!

I'm totally not the type to be all judgey about appearance, but if you're going to hop into a bikini and have glamour shots taken, there should be some Standardized Belly Button Laws.

Law 1:

 IF IT LOOKS LIKE A COIN SLOT PLEASE WEAR A ONE PIECE FOR ALL YOUR ATTENTION-WHORING NEEDS.

Law 2:

Law 1 is pretty much adequate!

goheels05

I'm sorry, what?  I was distracted by Carrie Prejean's naked nip.

And I'm thinking Carrie did that intentionally.  Her boy is looking right at her and she still isn't covering it up.

NuggetBrain

Her lips freak me the f*ck out.  It looks like she's going to suck my face off.

beatlesgirl25

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[QUOTE]I just decided that her face is like Cher + Steven Tyler + Heidi Montag.
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

DED

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: And people thought she just wanted attention... : DED
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

::curtsies::

thesuninherhead

I'd rather her be modeling to bring in the dough than her parading her kids around in front of a camera- although I hear she does that too (her 'show' hasn't made it here)?

 

and airbrushed or not, she's pretty goddamn tiny for a lady that once looked like she swallowed a medium sized house.

kikibaby

Sun, I believe she is parading the kids for a show as well.  I think it's for a show in the UK, but not 100% sure on that.  It's not on anywhere yet. 

thesuninherhead

Oh ok. I thought it would be on in the states. Is there even a show? Maybe that was just another rumour.

georgia_bride09

She needs to go away. She also needs an airbrushed tan.

JanoBean75

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[QUOTE]"OCTOMOM: Stick it in! DUDE: I can't, there's a day care falling out." If I could LOL at work ... I would be at this line!
Posted by cfaszews25[/QUOTE]

That was my favorite part!

beatlesgirl25

Jess, I have a person to add to your list of lookalikes: The Joker from The Dark Knight. Tell me the shape of her mouth doesn't remind you of that. Ick.

JessAndTrav

I totally agree, beatles.

rodeo417

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[QUOTE]I just decided that her face is like Cher + Steven Tyler + Heidi Montag.
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAO!!!!
I see she has enough time to take pics on the beach but where are the kids and my tax refund for her stupidness????