YAR! Talk like a pirate day

MattsPenguin

Yes, I know, I'm a day late and a dollar short.  But yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day!!  Did anyone celebrate?  Or at least give a good "Well, shiver me timbers"?

I'm at work (yes, it's alomst 10pm and I'm at work), and I need to get on this working thing so I can get more than the 4 hours of sleep that I got last night.

But procrastinating is much more fun!

Let's think of fun questions . . . . hmmmm

Would you rather skip Christmas for a year, or skip your birthday for a year?

Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

opalsky007

Dammit! I forgot. And I should have remembered it and everything--it was FIL's birthday, and I know they're the same day.

crfische

I'd rather hang out with Mandy and Alix right now more than just about anything. I miss them.

MattsPenguin

Opal - it stinks, because it was on a Sunday, so it's not like you could even have fun with it work.  Just around the house talking to the dog.

kellyjellybelly

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[QUOTE]Yes, I know, I'm a day late and a dollar short.  But yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day!!  Did anyone celebrate?  Or at least give a good "Well, shiver me timbers"? I'm at work (yes, it's alomst 10pm and I'm at work), and I need to get on this working thing so I can get more than the 4 hours of sleep that I got last night. But procrastinating is much more fun! Let's think of fun questions . . . . hmmmm <strong>Would you rather skip Christmas for a year, or skip your birthday for a year? Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?</strong>
Posted by MattsPenguin[/QUOTE]
Christmas for sure.  I can't stand Christmas.<div>
</div><div>Most definitely pee.  I do not appreciate farts.</div>

MattsPenguin

KJB - plus can you imagine flying when you fart.  It'd be like Peter Pan, only it's not happy thoughts that send you up in the air, it's excess gas!

kellyjellybelly

Dude, my H would be denting the ceiling every morning.  I don't understand how his ass wakes up before he does.  

MattsPenguin

KJB - LOL!  Seriously, hysterical!

and he doesn't wake himself up?

akhensley81

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?













































Shiver me timbers!

kellyjellybelly

I make myself scarce.  I can't deal with bodily functions.

akhensley81

Oh... and birthday. And fart.

MattsPenguin

Nice, AK!

akhensley81

Haha pirate jokes crack me up.

MattsPenguin

I once met a man with a wooden leg named Bill.

What was the name of his other leg?


(Is that a joke from Mary Poppins?)

akhensley81

LOL! Yeah, I think that was Mary Poppins.

Okay, here is another one:

What has 12 legs, 12 arms and 12 eyes?
































A dozen pirates.

MattsPenguin

Let's do that math!