ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.

JessAndTrav

Go.

-The word "hun"

alixzafiris

The word "yous".

I want to smack people and go "THAT'S NOT A FVCKING WORD! INVEST IN A GODDAMN DICTIONARY!" whenever I hear it.

laurenclaire1386

The words "bestie," "roomie," and "hubby," are all gag inducing to me.

JessAndTrav

1986 Cadillacs with no door handle or side-mirrors, but has screens in the seats and rims.

LauraT25

My computer is telling me that Alix posted 169 days ago.

Other than that, people who spit in public.  So freaking disgusting.

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:dc2d3186-baca-4c5d-adc4-248d08aa15c5">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ver-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]The words "bestie," "roomie," and "hubby," are all gag inducing to me.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

What about HUBBS? Or HUBSTER?

It's all gag-a-licious.

Can't you just say, "my husband" or, I don't know, his name?

britne28

Being called dear, hun, honey, sweetheart, etc.  Because unless you share a bed with me or raised me you need to use my name.  And if you don't know my name then ma'am or miss will do just nicely. 

alixzafiris

Oh, and what irritates me more than anything today, the errors I keep getting when I try to post, or the random glitches that show me Mandy's face with Jessjo's posts. WTFBBQ?

MeaghanandMichael

Any one at a cash register who can not smile, greet me, and thank me for shopping with them, ESPECIALLY because I always say hello to them with a smile and thank them for their help.

The girls on the Cape Cod board who want to have a seaside wedding for 2k or something equally as outragous. If you are seriously begging for help doing this you have revealed yourself as a lazy idiot who is completely out of touch with the reality of wedding costs and your expectations for your 'dream' day.

danieliza1127

Any variation of the word pregnant - preggie, preggers, prego - all so stupid.

People not saying sex and instead saying "sexy time" or some other cheesy phrase they come up with to avoid saying they have SEX.

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:e333766c-02dc-45a9-8706-3ffee64bffdc">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]- people who post just for the sake of posting and alternately, when the boards are dead and I have nothing to read - when it starts raining while I'm in the grocery store since I know I'll be soaked by the time I get the stuff in the car and then into the house
Posted by lovethebeach16[/QUOTE]

I posted this because it's quite dead here today. Sorry, yo.

MeaghanandMichael

People who don't teach their children to call their penis or their vagina exactly that.

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:c72700bd-d416-4803-91dc-7f00396cdd4c">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]Any variation of the word pregnant - preggie, preggers, prego - all so stupid. People not saying sex and instead saying "sexy time" or some other cheesy phrase they come up with to avoid saying they have SEX.
Posted by danieliza1127[/QUOTE]

::points at eyes, then to DL's eyes and back::

Fo' realz.

Especially on the pregnant one.

jessjo04

-old men customers who call me 'hon', 'sweetie', honeybun', and all weird versions of condescending nicknames

-the word 'wifey'

-whEn PeoPLe tyPe wiTh rAndOm LetTErs cApiTALized. That took forever to type.

georgia_bride09

Co-workers who, rather than tell you when they have an issue with you, tell three other people and it gets back to you. Be an adult already.

When you don't get home until 8:30pm due to being in class and you come home to find that your husband has done nothing but sit on his ass for four hours instead of loading the dishwasher, so there are still dishes in the sink from the night before.

When your sister thinks the world revolves around her. Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

The word "mines" instead of "mine". My otherwise articulate co-worker says this daily.

alixzafiris

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:c72700bd-d416-4803-91dc-7f00396cdd4c">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]Any variation of the word pregnant - preggie, preggers, prego - all so stupid. People not saying sex and instead saying "sexy time" or some other cheesy phrase they come up with to avoid saying they have SEX.
Posted by danieliza1127[/QUOTE]

On that note, men who say "we're pregnant".

Um, no. When you push a pineapple out of your nether regions, then you can say "we're pregnant", until then stick with my wife/girlfriend/neighbour/hooker is pregnant.

ac_in_dc

Someone used the term "husby" on the bump today. Barf.

I've thought it would be really fun to start fucking with people on here by copying their sig pics and avatars onto my profile. It would be like nugget/fish equivalence confusion but even better.

danieliza1127

Georgia - sounds like my husband too, don't feel bad.

My co-worker says "pacific" when she means "specific".  She is very smart and educated and professional so I have to believe that it's like a cognitive thing or something and that she doesn't know she does it. 

kikibaby

I'm irritated that to make a dr's appointment, I have to call, leave a message and wait for them to call me back.  If I miss that call back, I have to start all over again.  Would it really cost that much to get a damn receptionist?

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]People who don't teach their children to call their penis or their vagina exactly that.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

YES! My husband was dumbfounded the other night when we were watching a nature show and the host said "penis" when referring to an animal's... you guessed it, penis. My husband was like, "He said PENIS on TV!!!1!!!" My husband is special.

SwedishChick2011

When you pour too much fiber powder in your drink...and you end up paying for it the rest of the day.  Of course I'm just speaking in general terms, not about myself or anything.

I tried posting this a second ago and I ended up posting on some random wedding club board.  Weird.  So that would be another annoying thing.

JK10910

My neighbors.  They keep bringing in broken down cardboard boxes though.  Please let them be moving.

danieliza1127

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:e2d0b5fe-2c9b-4633-a0e7-2fc6f349524f">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]I tried posting this a second ago and I ended up posting on some random wedding club board.  Weird.  So that would be another annoying thing.
Posted by cocoreo3[/QUOTE]

Yeah, apparently that's been happening lately too. 

JessAndTrav

Alix, I love your analogies.

People who complain about looking fat in their clothes when wearing clothes that are clearly too small.

People that just refuse to buy well-fitting clothes in general, no matter what size.

When DH says, "later" when I've asked him to do something really simple and he's checking his FB for the umpteenth time that day.

When people don't park straight in their gigantic truck. Back up, and straighten it out.

People who complain about "being broke" when they're always getting their hair and nails done and have the money for bi-weekly massages. Being broke is getting your hair cut, not colored, at the most, once every six months.

People that don't understand sarcasm, or think that they do, and fail miserably.

People who overuse FAIL.

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_anything-annoys-ver-loving-shiit-out-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:927a39af-4978-476b-aaf0-11b6db88f97ePost:6cc02945-04fd-49c9-a69e-69eaefe2d9c2">Re: ANYTHING that annoys the ever-loving shiit out of you.</a>:
[QUOTE]Georgia - sounds like my husband too, don't feel bad. My co-worker says "pacific" when she means "specific".  She is very smart and educated and professional so I have to believe that it's like a cognitive thing or something and that she doesn't know she does it. 
Posted by danieliza1127[/QUOTE]

OMG. My friend REFUSES to say "cinnamon" correctly.

Allegedly, she can't say it right.

SIN-A-MON.

Three syllables, very easy.

She says it as:

SIM-A-NON.

WTF?

jennylove810

When my boss takes 5 minutes to send an email telling me to do something it takes 2 minutes to do.  Then he goes back to FarmVille.

When my sister complains about her weight, then downs a Mountain Dew and a package of Funny Bones.

People harassing me about when I'm going to get pregnant, like it's anyone's business.  Goodness.

cengle

99% of all St. Louis drivers.
People who park in my parking garage at my apartment building who can't park their big-ass SUV properly, or who park in spots that aren't actual spots or who just don't know how to drive in a parking garage. 
People who write their FB status updates in text-talk. 

laurenclaire1386

The random people who park in my driveway. Yes, it's big enough to fit 8 cars, but just because you think no one is home doesn't mean I won't have your shiit towed.

SwedishChick2011

Speaking of people who can't pronounce things correctly - when people who work in financial aid pronounce FAFSA like "FAS-FA."  It's the Federal Application for FREE STUDENT AID, not Student Free Aid, you moron. 

ohwhynot

LOLCats.  Text talk in general.  Ditto to whomever said "preggo, preggers, and sexy time" - how about "baby dancing?"  Ish. 

MeaghanandMichael

I can't stand any one who doesn't work at work. It is one thing if you have NOTHING to do, but I can't take people who just don't do their work.

Mike runs into this all the time as a state employee. It literally took a guy ONE YEAR to send over drawings of a bridge Mike is working on. Mike knows for a fact this guy has nothing else to do as his excuses are always "oh I was on vacation/on lunch/didn't get your message etc."  Mike just ended up drawing them himself and got yelled at for circumventing the system until they realized his drawing was better. Nothing bad happened to the other guy.