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::Jens:: are you still here? Smokey wants to battle.

Just in case you missed it in the FFF post.  My Smokey wants to battle your cat on size.




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Re: ::Jens:: are you still here? Smokey wants to battle.

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    I was hoping this was going to be a rap challenge battle.
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    My cat doesn't rap.  He beat boxes.
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    I love his white socks and mittens.
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    socks and mittens? those are *clearly* boxing gloves
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    He's a lover not a fighter...




    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

    image

    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    Unless a USC cat comes crossin' his litter box, I'd bet.
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    Good call, Fische, good call.

    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    Black is very slimming. Even on kitties. This my chubby kitty. He doesn't really look like it in this picture, but it's a MySpace angle kinda thing.



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    Chubby?  He looks normal sized to me.  My little cat is 14 pounds and I think of her as petite.  I feel like your cat is a size 6 girl saying, omigod, I am so fat! 

    Having a 27 pound cat really skews your view on small, normal and big cats....
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    Smokey looks like my cat (er, friend's cat who lives with me), Gus. Last time Gus went to the vet, he weighed 19.4 pounds. He is SOLID. And his head looks too small for his body. He really, really likes food. We unfortunately need to free-feed because my cat, Nimbus, is very particular about when and where he eats, and can't have anyone around when it happens, even other cats.

    I'll try to post pics later.
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    Haha, maybe. Our other cat is really slender, so maybe we just compare him to her too much. Although, that picture was taken after he had some lost weight. I think he's lost about 4 lbs now. I'm not sure how much he weighs altogether. My guess is around 14lbs. My other cat is probably only 8 or 9 lbs, but she's just tiny.
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    Paige is really no match in the fat cat department-- only in the "OMG how does something have that much hair!?" department. We got her a lion haircut this past summer  and she looked like a scrawny little weasel wearing a huge hairy mascot head. 

    Let me try to find  some more pictures. 
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    I need to see this lion cut. NEED.
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    I love fluffy cats.  Love. 
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    Oh!  The lion cut is the best.  I will have to see if I have pictures of Smokey with his cut.  He looked like he was wearing ugg boots.  And since it's his fur that's striped, he was solid grey.  It looked like he was wearing a sock or something.

    Your cat's head must have looked gigantic!
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    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    My neighbor's Himalayan got a lion cut this summer. He seemed embarassed!
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    I'll try to find the pics of the lion cut-- although they just don't do the hilariousness justice. 

    Paige friggin LOVED that haircut. She was prancing and preening all over the place and purring with smug self satisfaction for days. 

    I'd like to see Smokey's haircut also. 
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    holy crap that cat is large.

    smokey, i kinda wanna butt bump you for telling that fishieballerina chick what's up.
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    Well, Jill, what's stopping you?  My pagan christmas bush?
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    Jen-I'll have to look.  My sister swears that Bailey was laughing at Smokey when he had his cut.  He is so big he has trouble with grooming. 

    I am hoping to purchase a shaver so I can shave him myself.  Yes, I am admitting to shaving my pussy.

    What?  Too much?
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

    image

    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    Well if you don't do it, who will?
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    Exactly my point.  Do I really need to PAY someone to do that.

    Jens, are you going to say on &E for a while?  I'm mostly a lurker but always found you quite entertaining.
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

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    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes
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    Well thanks. :)

    I don't know-- the slowness and the fact that I don't recognize anyone around here is weird, but I might stick around for a bit and see how it feels. 
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    Fish said she will make it feel good, feel REAL good.
    Bi-oh-rama
    Now with more wedded bliss.


    I don't get married often, but when I do, I do it in Las Vegas.

    image

    "Lvharpy could be your AE." - direy25
    "smokeybailey is the one shining beacon of light in this steaming turd of a thread." - daffodil_jill
    "The almighty smokeybailey has spoken." - some bitch on the Las Vegas board

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    jens jens jens jens
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    Anywhere Daff is, is a mighty appealing place to me. 
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    You better hide that cat because my daughter is on her way over to steal it.

    She is bitter and jealous because her cat is the longest, tallest skinniest cat you have ever seen. Despite his love for Persian food, Chinese food, and nachos.  And he tears out his hair on his legs to emphasize it.  He is just creepy.

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    Robocat is not a real cat, sascha. 

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    Hahaha....he does look like one!!!!  I wish I had some on this computer where he holds his body in strange positions for long periods of time.  Here are some more.





    This is him staring at my shish kebob.  HHe stares with an unwavering stare for very long periods of time.  You can feel it.  It makes your skin crawl.

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