I think I have found...

mrsamyjones

The ugliest jeans ever. Forget about how ridiculous jeggings are, these are way worse.

aMrsin09

1) I don't want to know what you were googling when you found those

2) It's way too early in the morning for my mind to wrap around the concept.  Although I can promise you, if they make it to this side of the pond, the French will love them.

lissypooh628

what the h e l l ??!!!

ExpatPumpkin

Wow!  Stripper jeans!

kimheartsscott

Oh good lord.  Those are worse than those "butt cleavage" jeans that had a little cut out section for your ass crack.

nda_roxybabe

Wow. Those are awful.

aMrsin09

so, since denim stretches, would the part around the hips stretch out and start to "sag"?  Just how exposed will you be once that happens?

kimheartsscott

That is why you just re-tie them!  Duh!

I think I need these.

g8rbride2010

my professor showed us the patent for the butt cleavage jeans in class.  i wonder if this design is patented as well!

aMrsin09

kimheart, I meant when the part around your hips/butt that can't be tied.  When that part stretches out, it's game over.

jenneth6

Wow.  Just wow.

btrflykate1230

Holy crap. It's way too early in the morning for me to even process how ridiculous these are.

LauraT25

I'm sort of curious about what the back looks like.  I guess it's a thong, but the bottom half of your cheeks are covered?

That will make for some awesome tan lines.

Stackeye210

I have those in black.........I don't see what's wrong with them. 

AlexiaANDRobert

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[QUOTE]I have those in black.........I don't see what's wrong with them. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Stack, they're patent/shiny aren't they?

wcvsb3b5

Uhh....Ya....

Stackeye210

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I think I have found... : Stack, they're patent/shiny aren't they?
Posted by AlexiaANDRobert[/QUOTE]

Pleather is a common fabric you would frequently come across in my closet. 

[Deleted User]

Stacks, let's have a walk off in them. I've got three pairs in various neon colors. I have to admit, they are a little flashy on account of me going a little nuts with the bedazzler one day, but it should still be a fair fight since pleather is just so fucking hot.

aMrsin09

Where did you even find those?

BecW2be

www.uglyfuckingwhorejeans.com, aMrs.

Night_Sprite

Clearly I didn't get enough sleep last night.  I just clicked that link to go look at the website, Bec.

Stackeye210

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[QUOTE]Stacks, let's have a walk off in them. I've got three pairs in various neon colors. I have to admit, they are a little flashy on account of me going a little nuts with the bedazzler one day, but it should still be a fair fight since pleather is just so fucking hot.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

These would be perfect jeans to pair with a vajazzler

LesPaul

I can't wait to see these on peopleofwalmart.com.  Accessorized with a gigantic muffin top.

missy68

That reminds me of the movie with Ryan O'Neal (So Fine - I had to imdb it), where he escapes from a gal's bedroom in her jeans and rips the asspockets out. Starts a trend - jeans with clear asspockets.

JanoBean75

I think I saw something like that on Handmades Gone Wrong. Not sure, but damn those things are nasty.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

You'd better have a good waxer. That's all I'm saying.

mrsamyjones

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[QUOTE]You'd better have a good waxer. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

LMAO!

annraj

awesome.. always wanted a pair of those haha jk