Ahaha, this cracks me up and makes me sad for people who don't have a clue. Sorry if it's already been shared:http://theoatmeal.com/pages/retarded_emails
Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?
"cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko