My aunt had a serious mid-life crisis last summer, to the point that we were scared she was having some mental issues. Long story short, she did tons of crazy things, including marrying a guy about 5 days after her divorce was final to a guy 20 years younger with three mentally handicapped children (with 3 different mommas, crack whores. literally).
Anywho, she is working at the hotel I'm part timing at over the summer as a housekeeper. and her husband came to pick her up. He says, "when are you having that baby?" I said, "What baby?" He said, "well, you've gotten so big I figured you were having a baby."