Goobers.

MyUserName1

I'm pretty sure you never actually go back into the WR threads that you "give advice" in, so you never see my responses to your "advice"

So here it is: learn to read.  Stop jumping all over posters over etiquitte violations that do not exist.

You are annoying as fluck.

Yes, I am telling you how to post.

specialk84

Damn.

Goobers, you gave really shitty advice, and that wasn't the first time. Do you only come here when you're in the mood to yell at someone?

mandysmear

when i hear the word goobers i think of a 5 year old drooling kid.

MyUserName1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:f38d17c8-4bd6-4ac1-94c7-56ff4d773767">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]when i hear the word goobers i think of a 5 year old drooling kid.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

Funny, me too.  And the poster named goobers has done nothing to change that impression.

JessAndTrav

BUT OBVIOUSLY E IS ONLY FOR BEING BITCHY, MUN1. 

Oh...wait. It's not? My bad.

It also drives me crazy when people flip out about something before giving real advice.

I always try to give actual advice, and then when the OP continues to insist that their way is better, then I'm like, "Ok, well, don't forget, it's bad etiquette and you asked the ETIQUETTE board for advice."

And then I turn intoabitch.

MyUserName1

Cashews, CLICKY and CLICKY are the most recent infractions.  It's not a new trend for her, though.  I believe she also had some kind of MAJOR WEDDING DRAMA late last year that was overblown too. 

Mrs.B6302007

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:efd9f20a-129e-4531-9fac-d8a9ab24c764">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]I think of chocolate covered raisins.  Yum.
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]

THis.

And also Gomer because they kind of mean the same thing and have similar letters.


Mandy sighting. HI!!

mandysmear

whoa.  did i know jess was hazing a behbeh?

specialk84

She's the one whose MIL was abusing the dog, and Goobers didn't want to report it because she thought her H/FI/whatever would be mad at her.

mandysmear

whoa.  did i know jess was hazing a behbeh?

JessAndTrav

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:d7be6dcf-5753-4671-a0b6-9066b0bf71db">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]whoa.  did i know jess was hazing a behbeh?
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]

<div>Hey Mandy! I am indeed with child these days. :) I'm like, officially an adult.</div><div>
</div><div>Yikes. :)</div>

MyUserName1

I DID SEE IT! zomg, so funny.  I was singing it to H in the car yesterday.

HandBanana

In Response to Re:Goobers.:[QUOTE]I think of chocolate covered raisins.nbsp; Yum. Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]

I think of that jar of peant butter and jelly that is disgustingly delicious.

aragx6

Jesus the "when to start calling" one if fucking ridiculous. The OP blatently said she was planning to wait until after the deadline. What is this girl's problem?

specialk84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:c92caaee-1b22-40ef-b0f0-2a6d6fb2f5f8">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]Jesus the "when to start calling" one if fucking ridiculous. The OP blatently said she was planning to wait until after the deadline. What is this girl's problem?
Posted by aragx6[/QUOTE]

<div>She can't read. It really is so sad.</div>

MyUserName1

God, now I'm going to be flamed for harshing on the illiterate girl.

specialk84

You're such a jerk.

MyUserName1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:492167f4-eefa-4007-b867-c8917b7e1f2f">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]You're such a jerk.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

I just thought I'd join your jerk club.

<3 you.

specialk84

We have t-shirts.

MyUserName1

fucking-a!  When do I get mine?  and when are elections?  I wanna be secretary.

ElleB87

Goobers is also the one who doesn't want to feed her guests and claims this is a "regional tradition".

specialk84

You can have whichever office you want, as long as you provide alcohol. It's much more fun to mock people while drinking.

MyUserName1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:fe9cb795-da31-4df8-bd12-e7af5844ecaa">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]You can have whichever office you want, as long as you provide alcohol. It's much more fun to mock people while drinking.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

You realize that you are talking to the girl with the ten gallon kegerator in  her living room?  I <em>always</em> provide alcohol.

MyUserName1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:918e7919-3538-4604-9c5c-862fd7cddc82">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]Goobers is also the one who doesn't want to feed her guests and claims this is a "regional tradition".
Posted by ElleB87[/QUOTE]

lalalink?

specialk84

I'm also going to need a link, since that's fucking ridiculous. 

$5 says I commented in the thread.

midgetthemighty

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_goobers?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b4f229ed-91e7-4314-b4db-7d3582510e90Post:918e7919-3538-4604-9c5c-862fd7cddc82">Re: Goobers.</a>:
[QUOTE]Goobers is also the one who doesn't want to feed her guests and claims this is a "regional tradition".
Posted by ElleB87[/QUOTE]

Say what?

ElleB87

I tried going back through her post history and I couldn't find it. It was quite a while ago, I think one of her first few posts. I definitely know it was her though.

heatherk2489

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_did-eat-wedding_.0

^^She seems to like food, not defending her, because I was like WTF when I read that response. 

She definitely need to pay some more attention before replying.

goobersinlove

WHOA, just saw this thread.

I'll accept the flame for mis-reading.  I always feel like assss when that happens.

DENY the flame for not wanting to feed my guests for "regional traditions." I freaking love food.

Thanks ladies - I'll be more careful.

ETA:

To clear up any other rumors - YES, my FMIL was the one with the dog problem (which was handled resulting in the safety of the dogs - I even posted an update after that).  NO, I have not had any WR drama, neither last year nor this year. We don't even have a date set.