I just farted really loud in the bathroom. There was someone else in there, so I hid until they were gone. I giggled, though.
I went to a party on Friday night and my H and I were talking to this guy. He asked if we had kids. I said "Not yet, but we've got one on the way." I'M ALMOST 8 MONTHS PREGNANT. Boo
I feel like I must just look like a huge bloated fatty pants to everyone else.