HOLYCRAP MY LIFE IS GOING TO END BECAUSE MY BM'S SHOES ARE PINK AND NOT WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LDYGTR13

I'm feeling snarky/biitchy today. I know birdie said she had her biitch pants on. Anyone wanna let go of a little biitchyness?

I'm sooo in the mood to mess with newbs, but I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying.

barbie92

I am feeling like a biitch today too. But according to my FFIL I am a fvcking bitch.

pinkpinot

I'd rather be a bitch than captain of the douche canoe like my boss.

hlq2011

I've been wondering WTH is with the people who come around with page-long posts on their opinions. 

One on R&G about how consumerist it is to register and giving everyone permission not to register, and another saying how ridiculous it that WP shouldn't be expected to do shiit.

I feel like there's something in the water.  I try to be nice but it's haaaaaard.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]I am feeling like a biitch today too. But according to my FFIL I am a fvcking bitch.
Posted by barbie92[/QUOTE]

Well.  Isn't that sweet of him.

I'm actually in a fantastic mood today, so I don't have anything to bitch about.  Especially since a coworker gave me a lift so I didn't have to bike home in the rain.

barbie92

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HOLYCRAP MY LIFE IS GOING TO END BECAUSE MY BM'S SHOES ARE PINK AND NOT WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Well.  Isn't that sweet of him. I'm actually in a fantastic mood today, so I don't have anything to bitch about.  Especially since a coworker gave me a lift so I didn't have to bike home in the rain.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]
I am glad you are having a good day :)
Yah my FFIL is a winner! ha!

scottswife1106

I haven't been in a good mood since the last time I saw the sun. I think that was Sunday.

Meg1036

I'm also in the biitch brigade today.

mixtapehearts

Wow, Barbie. Your FFIL sounds like an asshat.

I'm in a very smiley mood today, so no bitchiness to dish out. But Since I'm all smiley, I feel like high five-ing all the people who being bitchy. *High fives Ldy!*

ETA: Not that I think you're bitchy Ldy! Haha. Just bitchy-feeling.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HOLYCRAP MY LIFE IS GOING TO END BECAUSE MY BM'S SHOES ARE PINK AND NOT WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : I am glad you are having a good day :) <strong>Yah my FFIL is a winner! ha!</strong>
Posted by barbie92[/QUOTE]

Mine is too, if it makes you feel any better.  He is estranged from his whole family because he differs with them on religious ideals.  He stopped speaking to H when he was in college and was in a play with the school's Gay-Straight Alliance, and called H a "godless homosexual."

He came to our wedding, but he showed up 20 seconds before I walked down the aisle and made my MIL cry.  I kind of sort of hate him.

LDYGTR13

I'm actually in an okay mood I'm just in the mood to mess with people. Like the girl below who was like "RSVP BUT NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING!" I messed with her bc she's all yelly.

Don't come in here all yelly, yo. WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOU.

ETA: *high-five* new FB friend, Mixtape!

Birdie1483

I definitely have my sour pants on today. I'm glad I get to see my niece and Bro/SIL this weekend.

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]I'm actually in an okay mood I'm just in the mood to mess with people. Like the girl below who was like "RSVP BUT NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING!" I messed with her bc she's all yelly. Don't come in here all yelly, yo. <strong>WE DONT EVEN KNOW YOU.</strong> ETA: *high-five* new FB friend, Mixtape!
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

annakb8

Yeah, I've had to hold back a bit today. I think the longer I hang out here the more ridiculous all the questions seem.

scottswife1106

Everytime I see a post in all quotes I think "Aw hell. Whose PPD has been ruined by jeans and flip flops?"

barbie92

Bay- Well its nice to know I am not the only one because your FIIL sounds like a winner too.  My FI is more upset than I am about it because he worshiped his dad and to hear him call me that over and over really upset him

adamar15

All of the terms in this thread are making me snort: sour pants, yelly, douche canoe, etc.

Birdie1483

What happened for him to call you that?

Meg1036

but LDY, people might wear SWEATPANTS or SUNDRESSES to the wedding.  SUNDRESSES.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]Everytime I see a post in all quotes I think "Aw hell. Whose PPD has been ruined by jeans and flip flops?"
Posted by scottswife1106[/QUOTE]

the dad of the kids I babysit for came to our wedding in jeans and flippy floppies. He was also up in the photogs grill during the ceremony - b/c he was trying to videotape it.

My marriage isn't valid.

annakb8

I wanted to tell the girl who wants two AHRs that if her family wouldn't come from PA to MD to go to her AHR they probably didn't really care very much about celebrating with her. But that would be mean. And I guess there are always circumstances.

cengle

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[QUOTE]Yeah, I've had to hold back a bit today. I think the longer I hang out here the more ridiculous all the questions seem.
Posted by annakb8[/QUOTE]


You and me both. Normally I ignore WR questions, but I argued with the "black tie" beach wedding chick anyway.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]but LDY, people might wear SWEATPANTS or SUNDRESSES to the wedding.  SUNDRESSES.
Posted by Meg1036[/QUOTE]

ITS A FORMAL EVENT. SUNDRESSES ARE CASUAL.

MY GOD PEOPLE. HAVE YOU NO CLASS?!

baystateapple

*HUGS* Barbie.  My H was close to his dad, too, before the fallout.  It sucks when parents pull shiit like that.

Also, Adamar, douche canoe is my favorite insult that I first heard here.  I told H that his boss was "captaining the douche canoe" and he lost it.  Perfect tension-breaker.

barbie92

They told us they weren't happy about the wedding and didn't want to pay for the rehearsal dinner so I said fine we will pay for it and all you need to do is show up and pretend to be happy for your son. Then he just went off on me. They don't like that he is marrying someone with "health problems."

mixtapehearts

If someone wears a sundress to my wedding, that bitch is getting junkpunched. WTF is her issue. Wearing a sundress when it's all sunny.... Idiot.

adamar15

Uh oh.  My wedding dress WAS a sundress.  Is my marriage invalid?

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HOLYCRAP MY LIFE IS GOING TO END BECAUSE MY BM'S SHOES ARE PINK AND NOT WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : the dad of the kids I babysit for came to our wedding in jeans and flippy floppies. He was also up in the photogs grill during the ceremony - b/c he was trying to videotape it. My marriage isn't valid.
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

You obviously need a re-do.  So you can invite me this time.

P.S. I'm wearing white to your do-over wedding.

barbie92

Thanks Bay I just wish his dad could pretend to like me even if it is just for his sons sake.

Birdie1483

twatwaffle is a personal favorite of mine

annakb8

I wear sundresses all the damn time. Even when the sun is not out. I would wear a sundress to that girls beach wedding. And I bet I would still look awesome and not ruin the entire ambiance of the event.