i hate it when...

mandysmear

the waxing lady doesn't put pressure on the surface after ripping the linen strip off.  i am STILL thinking about the pain from last night.

i am an asshole to my husband and it wasn't warranted.  then i feel like a bigger asshole.

my favorite pair of flats start to get smelly. 

you go.

Brie2010

I am hungry but nothing sounds particularly appealing.

People call my phone asking for Amanda. 

I wake up 10 minutes before the alarm goes off.

wadingmoose

I put the effort into reading 500 pages of a book that's about 1000 pages long before I realize I'm completely wasting my time and it's really is the piece of crap I suspected early on.

My husband ignores things that need to be done meaning I get to do them.

jerseydevil

I find wet laundry in the washer from, I don't know when because I have been too busy to notice it.

laurenclaire1386

When I don't have trouble falling asleep, but it's the crappiest sleep EVER. I think I'd rather just be unable to fall asleep in the first place.

When being sleep deprived leads to my stomach being upset. When my stomach being upset leads to me not eating, which leads to me getting a headache, which leads to Tylenol, which leads to an even worse stomach ache.

When I spend most of a day bitching, which I've done today.

laladypoet

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[QUOTE]i am an asshole to my husband and it wasn't warranted.  then i feel like a bigger asshole.
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]
aw, mandy. you were only an asshole because you hate him. clearly.

I hate it when I get on the elevator to go up to level 4, and someone yells "wait!" and they go up only one floor. the stairs are right over there, lazyass ------- />

I hate it when I verp.

I hate it when I'm behind someone at a red light and I want to turn, but the person in front of me is going straight and it's a super long light. I hate it even more when it turns out that the person in front of you is also turning but never understood the concept of "right on red."

baystateapple

People who call me at work and yell into the phone.

FI gives me his stubborn look.

I forget to buy cat litter and have to make an extra trip out to the store.

mandapanda78

I get thirsty at 4:02 and the store in my building closes at 4:00. (There are no vending machines in this building).

akhensley81

I actually remember to bring my 2 Slim Fast shakes with me to work and then I get a MASSIVE CRAVING for a McChicken sandwich at lunch. I have no willpower.

opalsky007

My kitty decides to use my leg as a scratching post.

My office is freezing.

I hand DH a dish to wash and he fills it full of water and leaves it.

Calumet

When I'm hungry, but I'm too lazy to make a sandwich.

When people post asking for advice, and then get pissy about the answer.

georgia_bride09

I ask B to do ONE thing, and he forgets. I could understand if I asked him to do five things...

I promise myself nightly that I'll get up at 7 the next morning and then don't get up until 7:30/7:45/8. This happens every morning.

Blaque launches himself off my leg and leaves ouchy gouges.
 
BooBoo decides that she's going to make biscuits in my hair. At 7:00am. See, I'm awake at 7, I just don't get up! She used to do this when she was little, and has started doing it again. Daily.

I thought there was one more granola bar/pudding/etc left, but alas, someone ate it. And by someone I of course mean B. Luckily he's picky, so I just buy stuff I like that he doesn't and this doesn't happen. 

mandysmear

you just wait lala.  the divorce is coming.  soon as that paperwork comes through.  god has it been a long year and a half.  can't wait til i can stop loving him. 

laurenclaire1386

when I wear sunscreen and the oil in the sunscreen clogs up the pores on my chest and I end up with little tiny zits on my boob. Everyone completely grossed out now?

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]I put the effort into reading 500 pages of a book that's about 1000 pages long before I realize I'm completely wasting my time and it's really is the piece of crap I suspected early on. Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

This is why I just stopped reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I ALWAYS labor through books, if just to finish, and with this one I decided I wasn't going to do it. I've heard it gets better, but dammit, it should have been good from the start.

andy71781

I get cold in my office even though its 90 degrees out.

My co-worker wants to go get cookies and I go even though I tried to only eat a Lean Cuisine for lunch

DH is grumpy.    Its a lot of the time now and will be until he's done with boards.

mandysmear

ugh brie, i hate that.  that happens to me all the time... then i sit there hungry for like 3 hours.  i am so indecisive.  food courts are the worst.  usually because i want chinese, but i know i should get a pita or salad or something.

wadingmoose

Georgia, this was WORSE than the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  Much worse.

I got through Dragon Tattoo.

FutureMrsTR

I hate it when one of the brokers I work for has had information for 6 months and gives it to me at 4:15pm the day before I leave for wedding/honeymoon vacation and needs it put together in a package today.

laladypoet

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[QUOTE]you just wait lala.  the divorce is coming.  soon as that paperwork comes through.  god has it been a long year and a half.  can't wait til i can stop loving him. 
Posted by mandysmear[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there's some ladies here who'll take him off your hands :)
but not me. I'm too busy with my own man of color that I hate.

andy71781

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[QUOTE]This is why I just stopped reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I ALWAYS labor through books, if just to finish, and with this one I decided I wasn't going to do it. I've heard it gets better, but dammit, it should have been good from the start.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

are you like almost done with it?  seriously just stop reading and pick up the next one in the series.  the end of that book is horrible and pointless.

chigirl2010

People (usually tourists) stand in the middle of the sidewalk during busy times.

When people on the subway don't move all the way back in the aisle to make more room when the train is absolutely packed and some people can't even get on.

When I have a voicemail (I hate that red light on my phone!!!!).

akhensley81

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[QUOTE]when I wear sunscreen and the oil in the sunscreen clogs up the pores on my chest and I end up with little tiny zits on my boob. Everyone completely grossed out now?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

LOL! I'll second this. And then you look like you have some crazy skin disease because of all the noticable white spots all over your tan skin... *shudder* I hate that.

Bubbalub

I hate it when I get stressed out and it causes bacne. I'm in my 30s and I never got zits on my back as a teenager, why now? Gah.

My boss just tells me something I've done (art) "looks like shiit" but then gives me no directive on how to make it more to her liking so I have no idea what she is actually expecting.

I can't find a pair of shoes I like. I know I'm picky but, seriously, I can look at 100 pairs of shoes and not find one that I like enough to buy.

georgia_bride09

DIBS ON MIKE. Seriously, I called it, like, back in 2008.

I stopped Dragon Tattoo pretty early on. I've heard the 2nd one is better. I'll put it on my long list.

wadingmoose

Mandy, I just wanted to let you know that your secret is now out.

I know you are also the poster known as BDougnumbers.  Yes.  You are.  The knot told me so.

Mike is mine.  I've actually met the man.    (Which means I can testify that he's real.  But damn, he's got some kind of weird foreign accent.  And they barely even look at each other so you can tell it's totally fake.)

cmhershey

I go through bouts of insomnia.  Its been about a week since I last got a good night's sleep.

People talking or texting on their cellphone during spinning.  How is that even possible to do?

AmoroAgain

Everything in the world seems to fall apart when I'm hanging out by myself for a week.

My brand new bike tire goes flat half way through my 3km bike ride and I have to walk it the rest of the way home.

There is nothing on TV but the worst movie ever-- Scooby Doo.

mandysmear

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: i hate it when... : I'm sure there's some ladies here who'll take him off your hands :) but not me. I'm too busy with my own man of color that I hate.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

snort. 

mandysmear

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[QUOTE]DIBS ON MIKE. Seriously, I called it, like, back in 2008. I stopped Dragon Tattoo pretty early on. I've heard the 2nd one is better. I'll put it on my long list.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

double snort.  this is true.  georgia used to always talk about him.  you're so adorable.  god, i love you hard lately.  (that's what she said)

wadingmoose

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[QUOTE]Everything in the world seems to fall apart when I'm hanging out by myself for a week. My brand new bike tire goes flat half way through my 3km bike ride and I have to walk it the rest of the way home. There is nothing on TV but the worst movie ever-- Scooby Doo.
Posted by AmoroAgain[/QUOTE]


Take it back.  I own that movie!