For those of you who don't know, the British are the most safety concious people in the world. When you watch BBC, they have ads on how to wash your hands before doing everything and anything, how kids MIGHT get hit by cars... it's nuts.
Anyway, my H found this article on gadling which definitely takes things to extremes:
http://www.gadling.com/2009/12/03/ugliest-christmas-tree/