ask me anything

laladypoet

although I have a feeling this won't go anywhere. but hell, I'm bored.

AmoroAgain

How do you stay, not only awesome, but maintain the bosom's of doom?

Mrs_AF

If you won the lottery today, what is the first thing you would buy?

laladypoet

How do you stay, not only awesome, but maintain the bosom's of doom?

you mean big boobs? I eat and drink too much

If you won the lottery today, what is the first thing you would buy?

my house

georgia_bride09

Where's the weirdest place you've ever peed whilst inebriated?

laladypoet

my bed. true story.

JessAndTrav

If you could have a soap opera based on your life, what would it be called?

KentuckyKate

Have you ever gotten busy in a public place?

georgia_bride09

My cousin's BFF used to drunkenly pee in the bed just about every weekend. You'd think she'd know to just sleep on the toilet.

AmoroAgain

How many internet wives do you have?

laladypoet

If you could have a soap opera based on your life, what would it be called?

Los Pantalones. just cause it sounds cool.

Have you ever gotten busy in a public place?

JC Penny drapery department, hayyy.

georgia, it only happend once. it was awful. I had that dream where you have to pee but can never find a toilet, so you eventually wake up and go to the bathroom. well, this time, I dreamed I found a toilet. only a little came out before I sat bolt upright and ran to the bathroom. thank god for kegel muscles.

laladypoet

How many internet wives do you have?

I used to have batlet, but she's never around. I consider her the internet ex I still hook up with sometimes. MNIN is my onliest one.

laladypoet

this may be the least successful AMA thread in the history of the knot.

Calypso1977

what country would you most like to visit?

smokeybailey

If you had your own soundrack to your life which songs would you use for
Love scenes?
Getting angry?
Sad scenes?
And the classic walking down the street scene?

Calypso1977

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_ask-anything-17?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:cfd1f9aa-43a0-4eda-af9c-c7837861f6a3Post:74f7a45a-7d02-49d5-9894-8817f150339e">Re: ask me anything</a>:
[QUOTE]this may be the least successful AMA thread in the history of the knot.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

i'm pretty sure mine was. 

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_ask-anything-17?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:cfd1f9aa-43a0-4eda-af9c-c7837861f6a3Post:74f7a45a-7d02-49d5-9894-8817f150339e">Re: ask me anything</a>:
[QUOTE]this may be the least successful AMA thread in the history of the knot.
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

Nah, some newb was KUI once and started one. The most frequently asked question was, "Who ARE you?"

AmoroAgain

Dream vacation spot?

What is your biggest weakness?

Biggest strength?

smokeybailey

Oh!  Who are the knotties that you suspect most of narc'ing on you to the man for your sig?

mewebster59

What do you do for a living?  Job?  Homemaker?

smokeybailey

lala, ahem?

laladypoet

what country would you most like to visit?

Greece!

If you had your own soundrack to your life which songs would you use for
Love scenes? try a little tenderness, by otis redding
Getting angry? institutionalized, by suicidal tendencies
Sad scenes? lick my love pump in d minor, by spinal tap
And the classic walking down the street scene? sister golden hair, by america

mwhitson14

Can I see weddings pics?

laladypoet

Dream vacation spot? Hawaii!

What is your biggest weakness? my temper

Biggest strength? my forgiveness

laladypoet

Oh!  Who are the knotties that you suspect most of narc'ing on you to the man for your sig?

I honestly have no clue. it's probably a dumbass lurker.

Best vacation you've ever been on?

my cruise a couple years ago. it was with my mom's family, and it was awesome. it would've been awesomer if my H could've been there but still.

What do you do for a living?  Job?  Homemaker?
I'm a managing editor for a scholar-type journal at a university. it's not as glamorous as it sounds.

as for wedding pics, look at my bio

mwhitson14

Oh I'm slow Haha. Sorry bout that!

laladypoet

no prob, it hides down there.

arbolita

What happened to our grand Canadian adventure?

laladypoet

I heard you were taking one with someone from Mexico, cause they're so much better there. BURRRN!

arbolita

Everyone has vacated Mexico, and now they've all come down with teh pregnants, so I'm in hiding because apparently it's contageous.

ohwhynot

Are your works published?  Do you do readings?