oh dear/WTF is this?! (edited for extra trash)

thesuninherhead

I can't resist looking at pictures of weddings that come up in my FB feed, regardless of if I know the people of if they're friends of friends... 

 

Anyway, this absolute fucking train wreck (there are no other words) of a wedding just appeared and I had to share it with you, given I've no clue who these people are. 

 

Here's the bride and her bridesmaids pre-wedding. The BM's appear to be wearing see-through nightgowns, but you'll see more of those in a second... 

 

What do you do when it's storming and you've got a beach wedding planned? How about: go right ahead!

 

The fact the officiant is covered in water means very little, I'm sure.

 

At this point in the pictures, I was feeling a little sorry for her... I mean, the lack of rain plan wasn't the smartest, but who wants to be drenched on their wedding day? Well, given the lack of umbrellas and soaked hair here, I'm gathering she's ok with it.

 

FFW to the reception. Here's the BM's in their... umm, I don't know what this is. It looks suspiciously like sleepwear to me. 

 
by the first dance, bride's dress has split, and for some reason she's gone and put on a black bra underneath. 



And oh, look. Here's the happy couple on their first morning as man and wife! Don't they look adorable? He's even sharing his smokes with her!




No one's perfect, but I'm not sure if there's many out there who could top this level of trashtacular.

 

EDIT: 

I figured out where the black bra came from... 

Picture this scene: ceremony just finished. The celebrant announces, "Does anyone have a D-cup bra the bride can borrow?". Humiliated friend puts up her hand. Guests watch on.

What I'm wondering about now is how the bride goes from holding the bra above to wearing it... 

I am so confused.

 

SarahSmile23

eeeeeeeeew

Brie2010

I love you.

nda_roxybabe

Wow.

sarah0725

Awesome.

In other news, this board needs more non sequitor polls.

pooh8402

apparently she put the black bra on between the vows and the posed pictures? I see white straps in the first 3 pics, and black straps from then on out.

klassy wedding fo sho.

thesuninherhead

Now I look at this some more, it seems she was wearing the black bra at the beach, but without visible straps, given that you can see it through her soaked dress. 

I don't understand how something like this could happen.

Nebb

Wow... skanktastic!

playtntsbpg30

I'm with Roxy--

WOW!!

EmmaBride2B

MY EYES!!!!!!!!

And I haven't even clicked on each of them to see it enlarged yet. The last picture is the keeper. The raining parts I just feel kind of bad... but that last picture... uhg. 

bbyckes

Ridiculous.  This is my nightmare.

thesuninherhead

Yeah, I sort of felt sorry for them with the rain.. although who doesn't come up with a last minute backup plan given the fact it's storming and you're getting married on the beach? 

nda_roxybabe

Why is she still in her wedding gown the morning after?

EmmaBride2B

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_oh-dearwtf-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d463c03e-d4d9-40ce-bee4-5e27ac79ff5aPost:ed9bd495-cde8-450b-8f5a-714ab0453517">Re: oh dear/WTF is this?!</a>:
[QUOTE]Why is she still in her wedding gown the morning after?
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]

<div>One of many valid questions, I'm sure.</div>

thesuninherhead

I'm wondering if she wasn't wearing a bra at all at first, and then put one on as her dress became see-through. 

and indeed... so many questions, and no answers.

EmmaBride2B

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_oh-dearwtf-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d463c03e-d4d9-40ce-bee4-5e27ac79ff5aPost:108f3143-2fc3-4d01-aa19-a2adb4fdaa80">Re: oh dear/WTF is this?!</a>:
[QUOTE]and indeed... so many questions, and no answers.
Posted by thesuninherhead[/QUOTE]

<div>Exactly! Whenever pictures like this get posted I have so many questions that will never be answered because none of us know these people, or if one person does, they may not know themselves.</div><div>
</div><div>Which leads me to wish that the actual people would post these pictures, so I could ask. But then again if it was the actual person I'd feel like a meanie. So either way, I will never find these things out.</div>

EmmaBride2B

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_oh-dearwtf-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d463c03e-d4d9-40ce-bee4-5e27ac79ff5aPost:aa42dbac-ae6a-4bae-a3c4-7e4bf5306ffd">oh dear/WTF is this?! (edited for extra trash)</a>:
[QUOTE]What I'm wondering about now is how the bride goes from holding the bra above to wearing it...  I am so confused.  
Posted by thesuninherhead[/QUOTE]

<div>So. Many. QUESTIONS!!!</div>

bbyckes

That is bizarre.  I'm wondering if they were all high.

kikibaby

My guess on the bra is that she was wearing a white one that became see-through when it got wet, so someone let her borrow a dark-colored one so her boobs weren't showing anymore.  Klassy.

Thanks for sharing these, makes me glad I popped on for a minute tonight.

janedoe1113a

Oh wow.

jajph1974

If you look past the wet clothes, black bra and torn dress you see that everyone looks genuinely happy.

It appears that they all got past the crappy stuff & just went with the flow and had a good time.

Although, I agree the morning after picture with the dress still on is a little creepy.

aallenba

I hope they had a lot of alcohol at the reception...that would be the only thing that would get me through the night if I were a guest

baby green bird

well, if they are happy who am i to object. interestng though.