I am irrationally afraid of:
-zombies (or the possibilities of zombies in our future) - Seriously. Zombieland was hilarious but I had nightmares for weeks.
-our pet tarantulas getting out of their cages and eating us - I am terrified of tiny spiders, yet we have 7 giant tarantulas AS PETS.
-someone taking horror movies too seriously and trying to re-enact them IRL - ala Last House on the Left or something like that
-horror movies in general turning into IRL
-the episode of CSI with the creepy guy in the custom latex suit
All of these things make me hyperventilate. It's ridiculous. I know how silly some of those things sound but I am literally petrified at the thought of any one of those happening. There are others too that I just can't think of right now because I'm home alone and I'd prefer not to think about them.