I come bearing a gift.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

You'll have to scroll down a few posts:

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_customs-traditions_rules-re-customs-traditions-learn-live_.0

And she's still replying.

Try to not let your blood boil when she starts talking about how in the country SHE lives in people are SO much more practical about gifts and they don't mind when you tell them to open their wallets. SO COSMOPOLITAN  she is.

She's in this post, too. There's a whole lotta FAIL here:

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_customs-traditions_monetary-bridal-shower_.0

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Check again, Moose. She claims to live in Spain but FSURedhead found a post where she talks about filling out a FAFSA, which is for US college financial aid. Oh, and she's under 24 because she's still considered to be a dependent for the purposes of college.

salt78

She's an American going to an American uni that just happens to be located in Spain. 

I want to throw something at her head.

wadingmoose

Awesome. 

btrflykate1230

She's totally going to get her ass reamed and I am soooo looking forward to it.

sep72fendr

Best gift all day. I smiled at her stupidity and pitied her at the same time.

AlexiaANDRobert

WOW WOW WOW.

I better call all my family in Spain and tell them they sure as hell should send me a check for my wedding since they haven't done so already.  I mean, it's okay.  They expect it.  It's tradition.

I just want to pat her on the head, with a fuccking 2x4.