I'm SURE this has been asked before, but I need to fit into my dress so I need to lose like, 25 pounds by next Tuesday. Espesially becuz I dont want to look like a big wale like my FMIL I don't even understand how someone can be so big!!!! And she's only giving us $50,000 how am I supposd to have the wedding of my dreamz on that budgit???? So should I eat? Or maybe I should use slim fast? Or maybe I should use Healthy trim? Or should I just put on the invites that food isn't going to be served to children because I don't want them to end up being fat and part of America's epidemic?????? Maybe I just shouldnt invite children, what do you guys think kids or no kids?????? And i'm even more stressd out becuz my bridesmaids got all pissy when I told them that they have to sign their next paycheck over to me to pay for their hair and makup but I don't care becuz it's MY DAY. Anyways, I know it's becuz they are all just jealouse of my wedding!!111 And becuz I can totally get off super easier than them but that's because I have very defined lady parts ::claps hands and cheers for her vag:: So should I eat??? Take my poll!! OMG and make sur to look at my bio I have 5 pages of engagment picters I already postd but I want to make sure you saw them!!!!!
Ps - to the girl who askd about registry info on invits, you should totally do it becuz otherwise people won't be able to get youre registry stuff and then you wont get any precents!!! That would totally sux and I know some of the SUPER MEAN PEOPLE on this board think it's rude but it's working for my wedding. Besides that's how every wedding is where I live!!!!
Peevewar.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
