I just fell on the floor laughing.

LDYGTR13

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gibxk/i_like_big_butts_and_i_cannot_lie_but_is_there/

CN: I like big butts, and I cannot lie, but is there an evolutionary reason why? Sir Mix A Lot needs to update his lyrics.

doctabroccoli

*Stares at own big butt*

LDYGTR13

I do NOT have a big butt - or hips. Just a big gut. Obviously, H did not choose me for my ability to produce offspring.

cengle

Oh my....
Ok, some of those are pretty funny.

doctabroccoli

I'mma have to show this to FI.

Stackeye210

I have a baby making bottom........this much I know.  That's probably why Mr Stack wanted 4 kids, well until he had one.  LOL> 

[Deleted User]

I don't have a butt either or wide hips either. Just this belly fat that I can't seem to lose.

cengle

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[QUOTE]I do NOT have a big butt - or hips. Just a big gut. Obviously, H did not choose me for my ability to produce offspring.
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]


I'm with you there. Although my ass and my hips have been growing recently. Baby time?

Although H does say that because I have big boobs, our children will never go hungry.

LDYGTR13

"and sprung. You also get sprung."

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]I have a baby making bottom........this much I know.  That's probably why Mr Stack wanted 4 kids, well until he had one.  LOL /> 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

I totally have baby making hips and bottom.  It's supposed to be healthier than carrying your weight around your midsection?  And I'm shocked I'm marrying a white dude.  Shocked.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I just fell on the floor laughing. : I'm with you there. Although my ass and my hips have been growing recently. Baby time? Although H does say that because I have big boobs, our children will never go hungry.
Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

Exactly! My boobs are about 1 cup size off and H calls me a "variety pack." Whenever we bring up breast feeding he always says "I wonder which one the kid will like better" or "I wonder if they'll have a variety of flavors?" Jerk.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I just fell on the floor laughing. : I totally have baby making hips and bottom.<strong>  It's supposed to be healthier than carrying your weight around your midsection?</strong>  And I'm shocked I'm marrying a white dude.  Shocked.
Posted by doctabroccoli[/QUOTE]

So I've heard. =(

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I just fell on the floor laughing. : I'm with you there. Although my ass and my hips have been growing recently. Baby time? Although H does say that because I have big boobs, our children will never go hungry.
Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

Baby cengles!  I concur that is what that means.

[Deleted User]

I have also heard that regardless of your boob size, it doesn't necessarily indicate how much milk you will produce.

LDYGTR13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I just fell on the floor laughing. : Baby cengles!  I concur that is what that means.
Posted by doctabroccoli[/QUOTE]

Co-signed.

cengle

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I just fell on the floor laughing. : Baby cengles!  I concur that is what that means.
Posted by doctabroccoli[/QUOTE]


Gah, I have baby fever SO BADLY! I literally squealed when looking at my friend's kid's 6 month pictures. SO CUTE. And? We've been watching a lot of home movies. 4 year old little Alex was totally adorable, with his little southern accent.  WANT BABIES NOW!

And *I* know that breast size has little to do with milk production, but H is not convinced. He's a dork.

Stackeye210

Yea, I'm about 25 pounds over weight and I have a flat stomach (for the most part).  I have a 4 pack and then some baby flab at the bottom.  I carry a lot in the trunk.  Docta - I'd like to meet you and compare booty's.  LOL. 

Mr Stack once told me to google Whooty on you tube (don't do it at work though).......he said I need to make videos like her b/c I'm way better.  HAHAHAHAHA.  ummmmm, no. 

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]Yea, I'm about 25 pounds over weight and I have a flat stomach (for the most part).  I have a 4 pack and then some baby flab at the bottom.  I carry a lot in the trunk.  Docta - I'd like to meet you and compare booty's.  LOL.  Mr Stack once told me to google Whooty on you tube (don't do it at work though).......he said I need to make videos like her b/c I'm way better.  HAHAHAHAHA.  ummmmm, no. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

We should compare booties.  Krup's gonna be in town for a June 25th wedding, so we were thinking about getting drinks on the 24th with Loopy.  I don't know if you and Missy would want to (or could) carpool up on a Friday, but I just wanted to throw that out there :).

LDYGTR13

My gut will take on your booties any day. And WIN.

doctabroccoli

Booty.  It actually doesn't look THAT big in this picture.  It depends on what I'm wearing.

cengle

*whistles at Veggie*

LDYGTR13

2nd from R in the back by the table. That's a gut. Ick.

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]*whistles at Veggie*
Posted by cengle[/QUOTE]

*Whistles back at cengle's baby bottom*

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]2nd from R in the back by the table. That's a gut. Ick.
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

That's what loose-fitting shirts are for.  I like to wear loose-fitting shirts or cardigans to minimize my bottom.  It's definitely a ba-donk-a-donk if I'm just wearing a fitted tee, cause my waist is tiny.

LDYGTR13

Veggie, you do NOT have a big butt. You're crazy, lol.

Snippylynn

About 5 years ago, when I weighed 15lbs less than I do now, I was walking down the hallway at work.  My boss (who is a black woman) came up to me after I'd sat down at my desk and said, "Has anyone ever told you you have black girl booty?" lol

cengle

I have to wear all my loose shirts lately too. I've gained a few pounds, and on my short frame, it shows a lot.

I'm ready for warm weather to stay, because my skirts and dresses are way more forgiving than my jeans!

doctabroccoli

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[QUOTE]Veggie, you do NOT have a big butt. You're crazy, lol.
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

No, I really do.  Big hips too.  Now, if I gained some weight in my waist, then maybe it wouldn't look so big.  That's maybe not the best picture, but I couldn't find one that showed my butt any better.  But I am definitely pear-shaped.  Enough that I mostly get hit on by black dudes.  So I'm not imagining it!

LDYGTR13

HAHA - I've NEVER been hit on by a black dude. Wait, I lie. One guy who was a good friend - I found out he had been interested in me way after the fact. I remember he always claimed he hated the way most black women are shaped lol.

cengle

The only booty pic of me I can find. I'm on the far left. This was several years ago (in college), and we were really, really drunk here...as if you can't tell.

LDYGTR13

Cengle, you look to sweet and innocent to ever get drunk.