Had to share b/c it makes me laugh!
Both my cousin and I are getting married next year. The last two for my grandmom.
The other day we were talking about dresses and I said that my dress is white and ivory.
My very traditional, very crazy grandmom goes "What does that mean? You're half a virgin?"
Haha "Yes grandmom, that's exactly it I'm only a virgin on Mondays."