Ok, seriously people, this is a wedding. Yes, adding a 2nd guest for my 18-year-old brother (who is currently not dating anyone) 4 days before the wedding IS a problem. Especially since I just forced him to chose his +1 that my mom gave him, Monday! It involves, extra money, even more time assigning tables, etc. It IS ridiculous, I am NOT over reacting about it!
Saying "we'll see" when I say you need to be at the church by 1:30 at the latest to take pictures at 2, is NOT acceptable! Again, this is a wedding! It involves cooridinating a ton of people, saying "we'll see" (and then most likely being late as usual) is NOT funny in any way.
Saying you want to get your hair done and then saying you're not doing it because we will need to start at 7:30am to get everyone done is NOT ok! And saying maybe like 5 minutes later IS incredibly annoying!
Saying that everything you didn't have at your wedding in 1985 (including, STDs, favors, programs...) is dumb and a waste of time is annoying. I get it! You didn't do it! It's really common place now and I want to do it ok!
Completely ignoring everything about your only daughter's wedding, including not knowing the time or location or offering any sort of help in any way, is not just annoying, it is hurtful.
Complaining that you don't want your ex-husband's significant other to sit on the front pew with him, just because you "feel like he's rubbing having a SO in your face" is retarded. They've been together for about 8 years, build a freaking bridge and get over it already.
If everyone is alive by the end of the wedding it will be a miracle, gah.
End rant...for now.