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I googled "Christmas gift for my new husband" and.....

......this is what I found

Q: christmas gifts for my new husband?!Help! My fiance and I are going to vegas to do the wedding thing dec. 19-21, yay! But then we have to come back and get christmas stuff. He's buying me lips and boobs. What should I get him? He doesn't have any hobbies that I could buy for. We golf together and he doesn't want any more golf stuff. He's 38 and kinda likes video games. I have no idea what to get him?! Help!

Re: I googled "Christmas gift for my new husband" and.....

  • edited December 2011
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
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  • Danes983Danes983 member
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    edited December 2011
    Bahhhhhhaaaaaaa!
  • edited December 2011
    Hahah this is awesome! Thanks for sharing!
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  • edited December 2011
    HAHAHA! For some reason I don't picture the husband who golfs with his wife as also being the husband who buys her lips and boobs for Christmas.
  • felicia220felicia220 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_googled-christmas-gift-new-husband?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:897914e2-3f38-4c58-b6bc-c1faaed582e2Post:e1360044-cf97-4997-a67d-ec632d628671">Re: I googled "Christmas gift for my new husband" and.....</a>:
    [QUOTE]HAHAHA! For some reason I don't picture the husband who golfs with his wife as also being the husband who buys her lips and boobs for Christmas.
    Posted by eleven29[/QUOTE]

    <div>hahahaha.  </div>
  • Juliet212Juliet212 member
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    edited December 2011
    Love how she nonchalantely threw that in there.
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  • edited December 2011
    That's HILARIOUS!!!!  Wouldn't the boobs kind of be a gift for him, too, though?  It's kind of like killing two birds with one stone... or killing two birds with two large, round, bulbous stones.
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  • felicia220felicia220 member
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    edited December 2011
    I just sent this to my H, with the subject line as "Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink"  hahahaha
    Boobs and Lips seem pretty run of the mill when it comes to Christmas gifts....hahaha
  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_new-jersey_googled-christmas-gift-new-husband?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:90Discussion:897914e2-3f38-4c58-b6bc-c1faaed582e2Post:d5ec0eb4-2e3e-496b-9933-12bec44ca771">I googled "Christmas gift for my new husband" and.....</a>:
    [QUOTE]......this is what I found Q:  <strong>He doesn't have any hobbies that I could buy for.</strong>
    Posted by felicia220[/QUOTE]
    Umm... motorboating?? 

    Sorry, ladies... as a small-chested member of the female population, I feel like I'm allowed to joke about these things.  ;-) 

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  • NJgurl19NJgurl19 member
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    edited December 2011
    WOW....  too funny!
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  • felicia220felicia220 member
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    edited December 2011
    I don't know if this girl realizes that this could be a new hobby for him.......hahaha
  • edited December 2011
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • edited December 2011
    HAHAHA!
  • edited December 2011
    Well, she should get him a penal implant obviously.
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  • edited December 2011
    OMG LOL! 
    although I must admit, I have told my FI that I would like plastic surgery/minor cosmetic surgery when things start to turn south..
  • edited December 2011
    hahahahahahahahaha
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