Since the board is dead today, I figured I'd share my embarrassment...
Our engagement pictures are on Sunday, and I was feeling pretty pale (read: vain) so I decided to buy the Jergans tanning lotion because it was on sale and I had a coupon.
Yesterday I noticed that my left arm appeared to be breaking out in hives, but I attributed it to a crappy stressful day at work. So, I got home, showered and began to reapply the lotion...
About 15 minutes later my body was on fire and completely broken out in hives. Now I'm just hoping that the Benadryl and Cortaid cream get rid of the bumps before Sunday. So much for my cancer-free tan. Long sleeves in 80 degree weather sounds awesome 
EPIC FAIL