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Open Letters (vent...sort of)

MizLynnMizLynn member
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Okay... I know we just did this a few days ago, but I thought it was fun. Plus, I really need to vent right now. So, indulge me, yeah?

Dear senior "management",

There is a saying that goes, "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." I am not the EMS. Please understand that your piss-poor planning should not, in the eleventh hour, become my problem. And if it does, then at the very least, a simple apology and a 'thanks for covering my ass" is in order.  

Furthermore, you are a jackass in the truest sense of the word... I fart in your general direction. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries. 

That is all.


***Whew*** 

Thanks for letting me vent. 
Your turn!
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  • MVJP10MVJP10
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_nevada-las-vegas_open-letters-ventsort-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:91Discussion:11250af0-4062-4cac-beb5-06138a35a22dPost:48d954a7-39b5-4e68-b8f2-03516d648dd3">Open Letters (vent...sort of)</a>:
    [QUOTE]Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries.  That is all. ***Whew***  Thanks for letting me vent.  Your turn!
    Posted by MizLynn[/QUOTE]

    Best Monty Python quote EVAR! lol
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  • stinkerbell6879stinkerbell6879 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_nevada-las-vegas_open-letters-ventsort-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:91Discussion:11250af0-4062-4cac-beb5-06138a35a22dPost:48d954a7-39b5-4e68-b8f2-03516d648dd3">Open Letters (vent...sort of)</a>:
    [QUOTE]  Furthermore, you are a jackass in the truest sense of the word... I fart in your general direction. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries.  That is all. ***Whew***  Thanks for letting me vent.  Your turn!
    Posted by MizLynn[/QUOTE]

    I am saving that one to memory! LOL.

    humm...no vents here. Actually not to bad of a Monday so far.
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  • MizLynnMizLynn member
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    edited December 2011
    I think I'm having a Monty Python sort of day...  :- /

    But watching the youtube clips are cheering me up. Sometimes the only answer to absrdity is absurdity.

    -- Monty Python + Holy Grail: French Taunting.

    :-)

    Not really an open letter, but oh well :-)
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  • lsvenssonlsvensson member
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    edited December 2011
    Okay, I literally laughed out loud at my desk.  Awesome rant!
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  • ebonyivory10ebonyivory10
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    edited December 2011
    LOL!  I believe his mother was the hamster though. Tongue out
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