Open Letters

MVJP10

I see these on other boards anyone have any? Address a letter to anyone or any situation lol. I'll kick it of.


Dear Mother Nature,
I'm tired of all the snow, we barely just dug ourselves out and now we're expected to get more Saturday. For the sake of my roof and safety, please stop snowing.

kthanksbye.

verucasaltytoo

I will play hah

Dear lotto I need money. Please tell me your secrets. Love verucasaltytoo

wiwicaty

here's mine

Dear USCIS

can you bump my visa filing to the top of the line, please? Much appreciated 

xoxo

aegrish

Dear USPS,
I loathe the lady that works at the postal office by my office.  She is rude, incompetent and costing you money by over/under charging customers.  She priced postage for my 150 invitations INCORRECTLY and thank god I have other post offices nearby me that know what the heck they are doing.

**word of wisdom to those of you getting ready to mail invites, TRIPLE check the postage required for them!**

direy25

Dear blackjack dealer, Can you please be kind to me this weekend while I'm in town? I'd love to go home with some money, especially since our next deposit is due soon. Thank you, Direy

ebonyivory10

Dear people that didn't come into work for the past 2 days,

I'm sorry you had weather issues and decided not to come in, but please don't look at me like I'm an alien because I was here.  While navigating my slippery parking lot was a challenge, all of the main roads and side streets were clear in my neighborhood.  I've got great tires and don't drive like a jackwaggon. I was careful and took my time. I'm saving all my PTO to do fun stuff when the weather warms up. Don't hate.

Thanks,
E

impslave

Dear Las Vegas:

This is not the rest of the country.  Being 28 degrees when I leave for work sucks, I haven't owned a coat since I moved here from DC.  But at least you don't snow, so I won't hate you completely.

Sincerely,

Future citizen of somewhere that is not Las Vegas

PS: I won't miss you when we move.

MizLynn

Dear ebonyivory10,

I was on the knot a few hours ago and have read a few threads where you've posted. I have have laughed out loud at the new picture in your siggy.

This has inspired me to go onto youtube to see the commercial in its entirety, in addition to looking up other goofy things on youtube and generally wasting an afternoon emailing said youtube clips to my friends and family.

Also, now I must have tacos for dinner.

That is all :-)

MizLynn

shaq123

Dear Time 
 I wish that you would slow down a little. I try to catch up to you, but it seems that you just speed up a little more, I running now ,but I am just falling behind.

Best Regards
Shaq

MeatAuditor

Dear cold:doctor said you'd be gone by now but you're not.  Please leave so I can go look at potentail venues this weekend.

Dear IRS:  I'm still trying to figure out how my refund is so small even though I was unemployed half the year and still made tax payments. Toss me 1-2k and we'll call it even. 

Vegas2012

Dear homework,

Please finish yourself before the weekend so I do not have to think about you while FI is here. 

ebonyivory10

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_nevada-las-vegas_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:91Discussion:27dc4a53-b0ee-4eaa-b1fd-7b13fdc8bf2fPost:03583540-009a-42d0-b0a8-a9af2461ceff">Re: Open Letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear ebonyivory10, I was on the knot a few hours ago and have read a few threads where you've posted. I have have laughed out loud at the new picture in your siggy. This has inspired me to go onto youtube to see the commercial in its entirety, in addition to looking up other goofy things on youtube and generally wasting an afternoon emailing said youtube clips to my friends and family. Also, now I must have tacos for dinner. That is all :-) MizLynn
Posted by MizLynn[/QUOTE]

LOL! Thanks :)
I love that commercial and H and I crack up every time it's on.

Mango9

Dear disgruntled airline passengers, 

  Do you think that I wanted to be a dream/vacation crusher when I grew up?  

  

j_jaye

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_nevada-las-vegas_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:91Discussion:27dc4a53-b0ee-4eaa-b1fd-7b13fdc8bf2fPost:de1ff9d2-3b83-42e8-85a5-7411d9cbc50f">Open Letters</a>:
[QUOTE]I see these on other boards anyone have any? Address a letter to anyone or any situation lol. I'll kick it of. Dear Mother Nature, I'm tired of all the snow, we barely just dug ourselves out and now we're expected to get more Saturday. For the sake of my roof and safety, please stop snowing. kthanksbye.
Posted by MVJP10[/QUOTE]

Dear Mother Nature,

Can you please send MVJP10 some of the 104 you are annoying me with! You would make us both very happy!

Thanks
JJ

junebug61103

Dear Mother Nature,
Your being a biaaatcchh...maybe your PMSing...but please don't send more snow this weekend!!

Dear Kyle(creapy guy at work),
I don't like you, you smell, and your weird...and Im engaged so you have no chance. And when I was convincing my boss that even though I do not have kids, Im still a valuable member of society and should be sent home early so I dont die driving in the middle of the crazy blizzard and you put your arm around me and said "me and Jen are expecting so you should send us both home" I got the chill up my spine that made my shoulder twitch and made me vomit a little in my mouth.

Thanks : )
Jen!

(im sure the kyle one sounded bad...id never say that to his face...but it sure felt good letting it out)

Dionesjumpingthebroom

I love this!

Dear Mother Nature,
This is Alabama not New York. Stop with the snow and ice already. Im tired of being sick BTW.. So if you have anything to do with that. Please stop that as well..

That is all..
DP

aussiedaze

Dear Fiance,

I love you dearly despite the fact that you hog the bed!  And I'm sorry I'm cranky lately...I've been tired and am about to start my period.

PS - I posted this because I know you'll be stalking me on here later!!!  

canadakid67

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_nevada-las-vegas_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:91Discussion:27dc4a53-b0ee-4eaa-b1fd-7b13fdc8bf2fPost:068511c7-8c26-4ef2-a774-738808b6e830">Re: Open Letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Fiance, I love you dearly despite the fact that you hog the bed!  And I'm sorry I'm cranky lately...I've been tired and am about to start my period. PS - I posted this because I know you'll be stalking me on here later!!!  
Posted by aussiedaze[/QUOTE]

Oh you're soo funny! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />
At least I have a reason to be on here ( I am getting married)... Why'd I find you on a car forum for a car you don't have? Turd!

Natrasha

Dear cupcakes,

Why must you be so delicious and easy to procure? You are not helping my Operation: Get Fit. Go eat yourself.

TIA,
Natrasha

Dear Food Day at Work,
I present to you my nuts. Please lick them. See above.
TIA,
Natrasha

MVJP10

@JJ - thanks, I hope it comes soon.

@junebug - that is soooo gross and inappropriate!

@natrasha - DED. lol

MizLynn

I present to you my nuts. Please lick them.

Too funny. I love how you were nice enough to say "please." 

Haha!

Natrasha

I'm taking away the "please." There are cupcakes. At our food day. Along with brats and hot dogs. FML.

theanglfac

Dear Client,

Please stop addressing all your emails as Urgent, something that is not due til April is not urgent today!


Dear City of Los Angeles,

How F*cking hard is it to fill a pot hole correctly? I am pretty sure I should not need off road tires to drive down Wilshire Blvd. If you need some extra cash destroy the fruit stand on I-15.