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Dear coworker 1 - Slamming drawers in every single cabinet and drawer on our floor over and over again will not make something that we don't have appear.

Dear coworker 2 - You are getting tons of sympathy from everyone for your hacking cough, but I know you went out last night and yet again have a drinkers/smokers hack. At least cover your friggin' mouth when you cough your lungs out. 

Dear coworker 3 - I know that we are slowing down work-wise, but I just don't enjoy chatting with you for 8.5 hours straight. I'd rather Knot or watch Hulu. Love ya, but you aren't taking any of the 371,837 hints that I've been dropping to go back to your desk.

Dear weather - Don't ruin our holiday dinner tomorrow. Why don't you get your snow out during the week when we are all at work. Spoilsport!

Dear MTV - Get Episode 4 of Jersey Shore up on your site. I want to watch the craziness to make my slow day go by faster.


 
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  • edited December 2011

    Shutterfly: I know I should have emailed you sooner about my order not arriving, but I waited the 10 business days in case it came late. I really hope you can get it to me by Monday!!

    USPS: Thanks for effing up my Shutterfly order. They said it was shipped, so it must be you who is messing up. Way to go, losers!

    Self: Don't be so nice next time- the day after it's supposed to arrive, call instead of waiting the "10 business days."

  • edited December 2011
    Dear Bosses: In the spirit of Christmas, I believe we should celebrate.  BUT you obviously don't believe in that.  At least you could have gotten us a card.  You do realize that every other department on campus has had a party?!  Bah humbug

    Dear Day: Go by quickly, I'm ready to be on break. 

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  • Er/jerEr/jer member
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    edited December 2011
    Weather: Please don't snow too much tomorrow.  Maybe hold off until Sunday if you absolutely have to snow?  Please!!!

    Interviewers on Monday: Like me and offer me the job. :)

    Boss: Leave me alone today.  I want to play on FB and Knot until the holiday party this afternoon.

    ILs: Please don't drive me crazy tomorrow.  I want to like hanging out with you, but you really really make it difficult.  And, also, it'd be great if you aren't 3 hours late to our house again.  You know DH hates that. (And I'm not a fan either.)
  • edited December 2011
    DH: I know you're in a lot of pain, but the doctors have given you everything they can and you are doing everything you should be doing (and aren't doing what you shouldn't be doing). It has to run its course but you are showing signs of improvement.  Be in a good mood, dammit--you haven't been at work in a week!

    FIL: Why do you have to be so dam hard to buy for? 

    Boss:  I'd really rather not rehash stuff that keeps coming up in my performance review.  We both know I'm really good at some things and need improvement in others.  No need to discuss.

    Christmas spirit: You've started to move me--keep it coming.  I really want to feel like it's the holidays and be happy for the next week.
  • edited December 2011
    4:00:  Please come faster.  I am already bored with today.

    Maternity sweater that I've worn exactly one time:  How is it possible that you are almost too small?  Not fair. 

    Office:  Yesterday it was 3000 degrees in here.  Today it is -10.  Please make up your mind. 

    Snow:  I really can not deal with stressful driving this weekend...or getting snowed in and spending even more time with the ILs, seeing as how we will be back for Christmas later next week.  Please be minimal for my sanity. 
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  • edited December 2011
    students: Don't even bother showing up today. You're lazy and don't work anyway, so save me the time of having to tell you to get off the phone, get off Facebook and stop playing solitaire.

    sun: I'm so happy to see you! I was beginning to forget what you looked like.

    school: Please don't make me wait until Monday to find out if I'm getting a scholarship. Today would be much better!

    University President: Thanks for giving us a half day on Wednesday! I was going to leave anyway since I'm flying out that afternoon, but now I don't have to make up the time. Woohoo!!

    Molly: I don't know how you watch that Jersey Shore crap. It is a mockery of my state and makes me sooooo mad!
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  • edited December 2011
    Uh oh. I can't help it. I don't know anybody like the Jersey Shore crazies. I don't judge anyone. There are tons of crazy, mullet wearing, one tooth having crazies from PA and I don't believe that they represent my state when I see them on the news and at Steelers games on TV. :P
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  • hey_its_jennhey_its_jenn member
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    edited December 2011
    Dentist - thank you for fitting me in at 11 but please don't hurt me.  Numb me up so much that I won't be able to talk - that's fine with me!

    Coworkers - stop telling me I might need a root canal.  I'm scared enough and you guys think you're being funny but you're freaking me out. So stop! kthx.

    Boss - I know you're oldschool but we don't need to borrow a TYPEWRITER to put our customers names on flyers.  I can do it using a computer... ya know.. that evil machine on my desk you hate.  Please return the typewriter to the 1970s.


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  • edited December 2011
    I think the biggest problem I have with the show is that most of the people aren't even from NJ. Of course, it wouldn't be as interesting if they were.
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  • edited December 2011
    Exactly, I don't even associate Jersey with them. That is just where they are.
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  • LaFemmeRousseLaFemmeRousse member
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    edited December 2011
    Government agency I work with: whyyyyy are you making me so crazy this close to our holiday break.  Seriously, telling me most of this stuff 8 months ago would have been way more helpful.

    FI: please finish your Christmas shopping!  I am totally out of suggestions for your family members!

    Time until next Tuesday: fly by, I am so ready to go home for awhile.
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    Weather:  Please don't be too bad this weekend-I have things to do.  If you want to hold off until Sunday night I'd love a delay on Monday.

    Kids in the next classroom over:  Please stop screaming at the top of your lungs.  My head hurts and I'm sure your teacher has had it with you.

    students:  When I said next week was option, I totally meant it-I need a break.

    BFF:  Seriously, I don't know what days I'll be home for the holidays.  Do not text, call, e-mail each day to ask-I'll let you know when I figure it out!

    Superintendant:  Please turn the heat on in our building at 7am when I get here and turn it off at 3:30 when I leave-turning it on at 8 and off at 2 isn't helping me or the kids stay healthy.
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  • elishanbelishanb member
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    edited December 2011

    Hip- stop being angry at me I feel like walking.

    Martini party that got moved to tonight and apparently as a lot of 21 yr olds on the guest list- If I stop by and you suck I won't be surprised but don't let my friend get mad when I leave.

    Snow- I don't mind you coming just make sure I'm at home Thx!

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