This has to start already.
Dear coworker 1 - Slamming drawers in every single cabinet and drawer on our floor over and over again will not make something that we don't have appear.
Dear coworker 2 - You are getting tons of sympathy from everyone for your hacking cough, but I know you went out last night and yet again have a drinkers/smokers hack. At least cover your friggin' mouth when you cough your lungs out.
Dear coworker 3 - I know that we are slowing down work-wise, but I just don't enjoy chatting with you for 8.5 hours straight. I'd rather Knot or watch Hulu. Love ya, but you aren't taking any of the 371,837 hints that I've been dropping to go back to your desk.
Dear weather - Don't ruin our holiday dinner tomorrow. Why don't you get your snow out during the week when we are all at work. Spoilsport!
Dear MTV - Get Episode 4 of Jersey Shore up on your site. I want to watch the craziness to make my slow day go by faster.
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