WTF Wednesday

FutureMrsSheeler

Open Letters?

robinandtimmy

Dear Rio hotel and casino,

Please hire FI for another temp job or even better a perminate position!  The current job ends Fri so PLEASE tell us before he ends!! We really need the money.  It will help me have my dream wedding!

Thank you,

Bride to be

Tamikaw21

Dear FMIL,

I'm so over the fact that you tried to downplay my dream wedding dress for something YOU want me to wear....Not happenning!!!

Love you anyway,
FDIL

LuckyHeather

Dear Last20Pounds,

I need you to find other residence.  I am tired of carrying you around.  I'll be working for the next 130 days to get rid of you (like I did your cousins), and I never want to see you again.

Thanks much,
KickingItInHighGear

mandi921vh

Dear Weather,

Please cooperate and do not snow on Monday and Tuesday, it would really make my life a lot easier.

Sincerely, Please Don't Let My Dad Drive The UHAUL In A Snow Storm

mancila60

Dear FMIL I'm so glad that we could make you happy by all being together for Christmas. But now it is time to finish wedding stuff so you will have to depend on your other son. It was okay for him and his wife to disappear when they were planning there wedding and now it is our turn. Plus stop complaining about money for our wedding when you aren't even giving us half of what you gave them because FFIL offered to pay half for us. Thanks FDIL Who Isn't Asking For Anything Except Time

gpapale1

Dear Ungrateful Snots,

(i.e. these people: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm)

I can't believe you are upset that you didn't get an iPhone, iPad, or a CAR for Christmas.  There are people who struggle to buy their children a few toys from the dollar store.  It blows my mind that you think your parents are horrible "mother f*ckers" for not buying you something that you DON'T NEED and obviously don't deserve.  It's not because they are terrible people...it's because you are an ungrateful douche bag and they are tired of buying you sh!t you will never appreciate.  The last time I checked, Christmas was never about extravagant gifting anyway.

Sincerely,
Pissed Off

mildlymailyn

Dear self,

Oh my gosh, We are nearly 4 months to go and no where NEAR where we need to be! Time to step it up! Oh, and stop being such a wuss and ask MOH to ahop for dresses!

Love,

Wimp to my inner wimp.

MsAmeera25

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_may-2012-weddings_wtf-wednesday-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:f0ca0bc1-9255-4120-8042-b40e7f3e99c5Discussion:1f6fa7be-2793-42f2-8c9e-6124c76f3db6Post:9ecbeb35-1191-42fd-a9db-ec4d274dfebe">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Last20Pounds, I need you to find other residence.  I am tired of carrying you around.  I'll be working for the next 130 days to get rid of you (like I did your cousins), and I never want to see you again. Thanks much, KickingItInHighGear
Posted by LuckyHeather[/QUOTE]

LOL this is my letter too consider it stolen!!

bpphoto785

Dear FI,
I'm sorry but if you want to invite your coworkers to the wedding you need to invite their significant others. It is just unbearably rude not to and I don't care if you don't think it's necessary. Sometimes I wish I could smack you with an etiquette stick.
Sincerely,
Your loving FI

ladychambers83

Dear Aunty,

I'm glad that you're excited for my wedding, that you want to shout it from the roof top. But could you stop calling every Tom, D*ck and Harry asking them if they got their save the date because you got yours.... not everybody is invited!!

Sincerly,
Your Frustrated Niece

lnvane00

WTF Throat,

 Please stop hurting so bad. Every time I swallow it feels like I'm swallowing glass. It sucks and it hurts. And I dont wanna be sick for NYE. I need you gone like yesterday.

Thanks

court115

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_may-2012-weddings_wtf-wednesday-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:f0ca0bc1-9255-4120-8042-b40e7f3e99c5Discussion:1f6fa7be-2793-42f2-8c9e-6124c76f3db6Post:f6f39641-083c-4126-97a0-09cba2e7a82f">Re: WTF Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]WTF Throat,  Please stop hurting so bad. Every time I swallow it feels like I'm swallowing glass. It sucks and it hurts. And I dont wanna be sick for NYE. I need you gone like yesterday. Thanks
Posted by lnvane00[/QUOTE]


This is the worst feeling! I hope you feel better soon.