Happy Thursday everyone! Yes, it is my Friday....BUT I work Sunday

Another great week here for us here on the board, thanks for all of your contributions and participation!
Question for today:
Who would you want to throat chop? Who would you want to bear bug?
I would LOVE to throat chop (and not to be mean but I love her to death and wish she'd wake up) a close friend of mine who's been posting all about he weight loss on FB. BUT the weight loss isn't legit through diet and exercise. She started out as a bit bigger than me and is now a zero thanks to being on a $70 a week medi-diet. I wish she'd see that's a temporary way to lose weight and if she stops it'll all come back unless she eats right and works out regularly
I'd LOVE to bear hug my FI for being so supportive and putting up with PMS-y me and by boss for getting me a lateral promotion to start managing the new hires (yay no more whiny tenured people!)