1-So, Buffy was playing w/ a stuffed dog. Took a coaster off the coffee table, put it on her fire-truck, put the dog on the coaster and pushed the entire thing to her room. Then came running up to me "momma, babyDog got a roller-coaster-ride".
She doesn't realize quite how punny she is.
2-this one is my favorite.
So, Thursday night, the Mr. went to pick up Buffy because I was stuck in the ghetto where a rich doctor saw me crying so was changing my tire (for realsies).
It was late, he was tired, and he, uh...'forgot' that this road is 55 mph (it's long, straight, and goes through farmland. It's REALLY easy to find yourself going 70 on it. Especially in his car, which doesn't have cruise)
So, he flies past the road-commission bldg and says "oh crap" because, at tht time of night, there are only 2 active duty cops in the county...and both of them were sitting in that driveway, chatting w/ e/o.
So, he gets pulled over and as the cop comes up to his window, he hears a small voice from behind him saying "Daddy, you hit that truck". Since she's in 'echo everything' mode, she says "daddy, you hit that truck" roughly 47 more times, LOUDLY. He was desperately trying to say "no dear, daddy didn't hit a truck!" without calling more attention to the child saying he had hit a truck.
(The cop ignored Buffy's proclamations about hitting the truck and let him off w/ a warning)