Where all the people tell the person drinking the orange juice about how their day is going to suck.
Mine would go:
At 7am, you're going to drop your kid off at day care and he's going to be grumpy and whiny.
At 9am, you're heinous neighbor is going to be out in her yard staring you down for a couple hours.
At noon, you're going to find a bag of crap in your yard left by your heinous neighbor.
At 3:30, your sitter is going to call and tell you your kid is running a fever.