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Conversation with 6let

6let: Mommy, how do you go potty without a penis?

I didn't want to laugh and didn't really have an answer.  I put my head down and started rubbing the corners of my eyes.

6let: Mommy, why are you crying?
Me: I'm not crying.  I have allergies.

Seriously, I couldn't  come up with the appropriate biology.

Re: Conversation with 6let

  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    And he was just bouncing on a balloon and it got a little deformed. 

    6let: This looks like a pe.....anut
    DH: Thanks for being a peanut
  • DG1DG1 member
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    Love it! 

    I got a "why are you sitting down to go potty?" last week. 

    I didn't go into a whole anatomy lesson. Just "Ladies sit down to go potty." We're in the "why? Why? Why? Why?" with Desmo right now, so that wasn't a sufficient answer, but nothing would be, so he had to settle for, "they just do." 

    I have a new Desmo story, too, but I won't postjack any more. :)

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  • GBCKGBCK member
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    "your questions make momma cry"
    Questions are thebest
  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    I say they just do a lot.  One of my mom friends said sometimes she tells her kids they have a daily word limit so they need to choose wie;y.
  • DG1DG1 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_conversation-with-6let?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:5d7ce7d2-2a51-4fc6-9f51-6e907b96ed9ePost:cc3495c1-84e6-468d-b746-64419dfa41ae">Re: Conversation with 6let</a>:
    [QUOTE]I say they just do a lot.  One of my mom friends said sometimes she tells her kids they have a daily word limit so they need to choose wie;y.
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    <div>I love it. I've stared ignoring the "Why" when it's something he definitely knows, like "Why am I being punished when I'm fully aware you just told me if I did X I would be in time out and I did X anyway?" or if I've answered the same question a billionty times already in the last hour. (Why is it bathtime? Why do we have to turn the light off?) </div><div>
    </div><div>He's usually at least cute, but tonight he was just being obnoxious on purpose, probably because he knew H was MIA and I wouldn't have backup. I was not amused. (He went to time out 3 times and didn't get to pick a story.)</div>

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