i actually spent time reading this whole damn thing, and giggled.
i googled "texasfiona i love that man", and this came up:
http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_awesome-anniversary-story_.0yay, tuedays!
(ftr, i (stupidly) deleted my old account and my posts disappeared from the thread where i say it was AWish.)