http://jezebel.com/reese-witherspoons-husband-gets-dui-she-asks-cop-do-476698858 I guess her 'ho sit down' card was issued...By a cop, no less.
I always kind of wondered about her anyway, but man...What a way to show your ass. I mean, only the most arrogant douches use, "Do you know who I am?!" as a defense(?)/way to get out of a situation.
And blah, blah, blah, she was drunk, she didn't mean it...I call BS. That isht was how she really felt.
I guess Kevin Smith has been sipping the haterade on Reese for years because of a run-in with her. Not that I think he's any less (or more) of a douche. I bet he's having a giggle fit.
And soapbox moment...I hate that DUI is such a destigmatized crime. Only the most arrogant assholes get in a car and drive drunk, IMO. A $50, hell $100, cab ride is a lot cheaper than a DUI and/or injuring or killing someone. And celebrities who get DUI's are *the worst*. They can call a cab/driver/limo/helicopter and have zero excuse to drive drunk. I know it was her H, but still...so stupid.
And she could have avoided ALL of this by sitting down and shutting the hell up...well, and taking a cab.