TMI story

6fsn

Saturday night was a normal Saturday.  We had a couple of drinks after the kids went to bed. We've been trying to "use up" odds and ends so DH ended up with vodka and red PowerAde.  Life is normal and we go to bed. 

Sometime in the middle of the night huge drops land on my face.  I literally sit up in bed shouting "What the fck!"  I didn't know if 6let was standing over me throwing water on me or if someone had broken into the house or what.

Nope, the man that has never thrown up in the 10 years we've been together THREW UP ON ME!! 

Please remember that it was red powerade.  Y'all our bed looked like a crime scene.  So at 12:15 in the morning we were changing sheets and I was showering. 

To continue the day of body fluids M2 wiped me down with snot and Max peed on me in church.

mrsconn23

That's a completely unpleasant wake-up call!  The man owes you several pretty things. 

And getting peed on in public is so not fun.   The last time it happened to me, I had shorts on, but it still was not fun. 

tawillers

Gross!  I can only imagine the mess.

TheMrsC23

Ewww!!  The man owes you some pretty things for that. 

And getting peed on in public is just...Ugh. 

AuntFlo

Ick.  That sounds like an awful combo to begin with. 

Also - don't post this on the nest or they'll tell you that your DH has a drinking problem and you need to divorce him.

NOLABridesmaid

I hope he knows he will never live that one down, right. You will be 85 telling your grandkids about the time Pop Pop threw up on you.

VarunaTT

Oh god.  Poor guy and poor you.  I wonder what set it off.  Even if he had over indulged, that seems a weird reaction.  I know I have to be careful with any liquor that uses a flavoring (like flavored vodka or those little Jack Daniels flavored punches).  I think I'm allergic to the chemicals used to flavor.  I had one of those punches one night to try and then nothing but water b/c I was DD.  I was really sick the next day.  One other experience that was very similar convinced me that it was the flavoring, b/c JD itself didn't do anything.

I don't think I'd handle being peed on in public very well.  

You have so much ammunition for those kids dating lives.  I can't wait.  

**O-Face**

*blech*  This sounds awful.

Does anyone else notice that no matter what you drink, if you add alcohol somehow it's red puke?  No? 

Just me?

*carry on*

GBCK

red dye needs to DIAF>  Ew.

6fsn

Right after it happened I asked if he needed anything and he said his dignity back. For some reason I keep laughing about it.  Then I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants.  We are a classy couple I tell you.

AF- I thought about putting a disclaimer for the lurkers.  I've seen him puke once from being sick and I've seen him drunk three times.  The night before his bachelor party, a friend's wedding, and the night we hooked up the first time.  

alikatt17

OMG, how awful!

I got puked on by MIL when she had too many Mai-Tais and ended up puking out the van window- the wind blew it back on me. 

zsazsa-stl

In Response to Re: TMI story:
[QUOTE]Right after it happened I asked if he needed anything and he said his dignity back. For some reason I keep laughing about it.  Then I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants.  We are a classy couple I tell you. AF- I thought about putting a disclaimer for the lurkers.  I've seen him puke once from being sick and I've seen him drunk three times.  The night before his bachelor party, a friend's wedding, and the night we hooked up the first time.  
Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

So really, it's part of what you love about him, yes?  And last night was just a romantic reminder.

I can verify that drunk puke is not always red (says the girl who once got sick after one too many screwdrivers and a large spinach salad). 

6fsn

Pretty much zsa.

fmbyo

I know this is disgusting, but I'm laughing anyway.