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FAMALEE DRAMA HELPZ!

OMG chicas i need major help cuz FI refuses to help and all these family probs are HIS family probs.

my fiance has a lot of family members. i am afeared they will embaress me. also, we cant afford to invite all of them.
So what do i do???
my fiancee grew up in west philadelphia thats where he was born and raised. he was into basketball and it was all cool. but then the hood started getting bad, there started being a lot a trouble, and his mom got scared. so he moved out to cali with his aunt and uncle. so we gots mom from philly to invite plus like eight other peeps.
the ishews:
-his uncle phil is very fat. i am afeared he will look bad in a tux. 

-he might eat all the food at the buffay b4 everyone can git some vittals.
-his cousin carlton is very loserish, short, and he is the worst dancer. im emberessed
-im very concerned there is a murder mystery. one day, his aunt vivienne disappeared wit no explanation. then he got a new aunt vivienne! no one knows wut happened! wut if both aunt vivienns sho up?

-we hafta invite his friend jazz, bro little nicky, sister ashley, sister hillary, servant jeffery, and ex girlfriend lisa. butz we r making jeffrey work the reception as a caterer cuz that meal aint free, son and he needz to work it off.
there is no chance these ppl wont attend cuz they are very rich and will def fly out to the burgh. and i want them to come cuz they will give lots of $$$$ as a gift. i dont want 2 get fresh wit these ppl eether. HELP!

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