so i have been having ... issues. they are really junk adjacent, not really junk related. it's in the area where my flabby pale thigh meets my spare tire. it's just not a pretty sight, and i am in pain.
dh has been out traveling. when he came back, i was all "NO TOUCHING!" arrested-development style. i gave a peek at the wild yellow yonder and he was all, "... i'm good."
i went to the dr earlier this week. dr was a total bro -- like, he walked in and i was immediately "you were a sigma chi." i knew he would give me a high five if he had good news, and a fist bump if it was bad news.
i told him about the issues and he asked me a few questions. he kept asking, "do you have back pain?" and i was all "no more than usual. dude, i just need to know if this is mrsa."
so he asked me to show him, and i rolled down my pants to show him the horror that lies beneath. then he was all, "mmkay and then back?" so i show him that too. and there is poking and whatever.
dr. bro: i was going to say it was herpes ...
me: JIGGA WHAT.
dr. bro: ... but it was shingles. if it was herpes, that would be bad, huh?
YES THAT WOULD BE BAD. yo, i have been with dh for 13 years and married for almost six so yeah, an std showing up now would be bad. wtf, man.
anyhoo, i am on all kinds of meds now, including ones that i am just taking to counteract the effects of the other ones. it's like five pills a go, three times a day. oh, and it looks like someone put a cigarette out on my spare tire.
have a good dinner, everyone!
