what in the fresh hell are these 'hi-lo-hem tank tops'

GBCK

I mean, I've seen the varying length hem, and I'm 'meh' about it, but these w/ the 'cape' in the back--am I missing something?

http://www.express.com/clothing/extreme+hitolo+hem+tank/pro/6678302C/cat8013

PMeg819

EW. Mullet clothes need to stop.

ReturnOfKuus

VarunaTT

Some of the summer dresses I kind of like and I get the appeal, but I don't get the appeal of the tank.

PMeg819

Stephanie Seymour in November Rain is an exception. That dress was gorgeous and I wanted one so bad.

MissMolly

Oh sweet Jesus, you can almost see her hoo-ha!

ReturnOfKuus said:

imimbles

I have one of the dresses with the longer back (what are those called?), they just popped up EVERYWHERE all of a sudden and I'm a conformist.

I'm not sure about that "cape" though. My dress's hem is only maybe six inches longer in the back than front, it's not super dramatic like that.

6fsn

My senior prom dress was a hi-lo hem.  Proof that the 90s have come back (and I'm old).

Ahhhh, senior prom.  I had no date and the chicken pox and STILL had a blast.

mrsconn23

I was obsessed with November Rain and that wedding dress back in the day. 

The hi-lo hem is back in a big way.  There's a lot of skirts and dresses that have that hemline.  I think it depends on how it's done, because it can end up looking like a tail.

I'm not sure if I hate it more or less than peplum.