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Blackbird230

Dear crazy threatening guy,

You can't call up a newspaper and threaten their lives just because you're a drunken fool and your wife got mad because she didn't know about your original arrest. Be glad that although we had to get police involved, that I didn't want you further arrested for threatening my life as the court/cops reporter. Don't ever contact this paper again.

Sincerely,

It's been one of those days

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Dear BF,

Happy happy birthday! I was really happy to call you this morning as a wake up call and sing you happy birthday. The workday can be over now so I can be headed to your house!

Love,

You're 22!!! and I love you.

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Dear Mom,

There's reasons I didn't tell you about crazy threatening dude.

Sincerely,

I know you worry like mad

minskat30

Dear H,

I'm so grateful you are on my side through all this crazy, crazy at work.  And I'm getting so excited about starting a family with you even though we aren't on the baby train yet.

W

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Dear God,

I'm working really hard at making a full and wonderful life but keeping my career.  Thank you for your help in that regard.  Please, please, please continue to help.

Confused

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Dear fellow train riders,

Please don't stand *this* close to me when we have room to spread out.

Claustrophobic

buddysmom80

Dear BF,

ZOMG RING SIZE WHAT???? Totally buying a pony, right?????

Love you,

Your GF

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Dear NEYers,

You guys are truly the best group of women I've ever met. You are all my SOULMATES!

XOXOXOXOXO,

buddysmom80

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@jenjenniferf, @beanbot2002, @cu97tiger and @flygirlmeg,

I had so much fun last week with you ladies. I miss you already, can we do this again asap???

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Dear boss,

I'm so glad you're off this week but I hate sitting in your office, I feel like I'm on an episode of Siberia Hoarders.

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Hummingbird125

Dear internet,

How can you be so useless in helping me figure out the best printer for heavy cardstock? Seriously!? All I can find is other people asking the same questions that I'm asking but there are no good answers and I'm sick of it!

No love,

Fledgling invitation designer

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Dear father of the kid I babysit for,

No, I don't have plans during the week, but please give me at least a day's notice for when you're going to need me. I like knowing what my schedule is.

-Your amazing babysitter

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Dear sisters,

Happy birthday to both of you! I loooove you and you're awesome.

Love,

big sis

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Dear BF,

You are as wonderful as always. I promise to clean the apartment while you are working today AND go food shopping (ugh) so I can make you a delicious dinner whenever I get home from babysitting today.

Love,

Your hot girlfriend

[Deleted User]

@Kait -That sounds scary about the guy calling into your newspaper...eek! Happy bday to your BF though!

Dear wedding dress,

I'm glad we are on the same page now and that we fit! I was a little worried there for a moment. Now I just want to take you home.

Dear wedding,

OMGHSHBGFJHSBFKHSB get here now!!!!!!!!! 

Dear FI,

I love that you're looking into other career options, I will support you no matter what. 

Dear job,

I dont like you one bit. 

Dear potential job that I'm following up on this week,

Please work out : )

bethsmiles

Dear Students,
I'm fed up. We are on a pretty tight schedule and when you want to switch speech days it's fucks everything up. You have PLENTY of time to prepare your speech and I'm sick of your excuses. Get your shit together or you are going to fail.

Your Highly Frustrated Teacher

Blackbird230

@southernpeach89, I'm just glad it worked out ok for now. We're keeping on alert if this guy tries and calls again or stop by or anything. 

[Deleted User]

dear White Christmas,

thank you for coming to my city!  CAN'T WAIT!!!!

love,
your biggest fan AKA Coco

CLoGreenEyes

Dear BF,

I feel a lot better after our talk last night. We are such different people in a lot of ways, but our strength in listening and compromising is incredible and that is why we are successful. I'm grateful to have a partner who takes my needs and thoughts seriously and does everything he can to meet them.

I'm sorry school is zapping my energy and messing with our time together, too. I don't even know what to do about it. But I'm sorry and I am doing the best I can.

Love,
Your GF who is filled with all kinds of feelings right now

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Dear work,

WTF was yesterday???? Please never be repeated, that was the kind of day that makes me want to quit nursing school.

Sincerely,
I just want to help people

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Dear guy next to me in class,

Literally you need to stop asking me to repeat every word the professor says right now. Just LISTEN

Sincerely,
I'm skimming TK right now anyway

cu97tiger

Dear clients,

Way to give me a heart attack this morning. No idea how you broke our website, but you can be sure we'll figure out how to fix it. 

Love,

WorkTiger

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Dear @jenjenniferf, @beanbot2002, @buddysmom80 and @flygirlmeg,

That was fun. It was too short. Let's fix that next time.

Love,

Tiger

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Dear DH,

We are going to have SO. MUCH. FUN. in Clemson this weekend. GO TIGERS!!!!

Love,

Mrs. Tiger

GoldenPenguin

Dear BF,

I'm glad we had that talk the other night. You are the best boyfriend around, but you need to TALK, instead of keeping everything bottled up until you want to explode. And I need to be a better listener, so you can talk to me. I'm glad we realize it, and I'm glad we had a really good night (with no phones!) last night. 

I love you. Forever & ever. 

GF

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Dear Red Sox,

You're my most favorite team since the 2004 Idiots. Keep growing those beards, and keep doin' what you're doin'. Kickin' ass & takin' names. 

Also, Koji, I heart you, BIG.

Love,

BriSOX.

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Dear @swazzle, @livleighton, @laurenb09, @buddysmom80, @sousa(idon'trememberyournumbers), 

16 days!!!!!!!!!!!

Love you, soulmatebitches.

LaBBQ

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Dear @livleighton,

I would marry your hot ass in a second. I can't wait till we buy our neighboring houses on the Cape, so we can be each others porch people forever. 

I LOVE YOU!!

Spicebush

motoLyn

Dear Brutus,

PLEASE DO NOT EAT anything inside the house.  Its raining so mommy has to leave you inside the house.  Don't make me regret it.

Love,
Mama who can replace most things


Dear ladies with babies on the brain,

I hope that NEY babies are on the horizon for all of you!  I wish nothing more than for you happiness and joy.

Love,
Moar Babies!


Dear Danish Man,

Thank you for a wonderful birthday weekend, I loved the adventures we went on, the time with friends and family and the awesome gifts I got.  You never cease to amaze me with the amount of love that you have.

Love,
Wife who knows she hit the jackpot


Dear fall weather,

Stay cool, stay fallish.  Let's leave the summer bull shit behind us.  I want to wear my sweaters and boots!

Sincerely,
Do your job fall

phira

Dear MLB,

WHY did you have an east coast game scheduled for 8:30pm when the last 9 inning game these teams played went for like 5 hours?

Sincerely,

I need coffee

GoldenPenguin

phira said:

Dear MLB,

WHY did you have an east coast game scheduled for 8:30pm when the last 9 inning game these teams played went for like 5 hours?

Sincerely,

I need coffee

AGREED!!! I had to check first thing this morning to see who won because both BF & I fell asleep before the end of the game! 

leia1979

@hummingbird125,

Are you just looking to print your own invitations or go into business? If it's the former, I just worked with a local printer with an HP Indigo digital press. My invitations were totally designed by me, printed on pretty pearl cardstock, and came out great.

Good luck!
Leia

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@buddysmom80,

I'm so excited for you!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Leia

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Dear hairdresser,

Plz to make my hairs pretty today. I desperately need a haircut.

Kthxbai,
Your faithful client

Hummingbird125

@LivLeighton - thanks for the suggestion. I'll look into it, but I really want to be able to print myself, since I'm sure that will be a whole lot cheaper in the long run. I may need a short-term solution though, and that could be it.

@leia1979 - Trying to go into business. I will eventually invest in a serious printer ($800-$1100),, but I'd really like to avoid jumping into that kind of expense right off the bat, before I know if I can make any money at this. I though printing at Fedex Print Ship would work out, until my latest batch of samples all came out smudged. So, I'm looking for a printer that can do the job for less than $400. 

phira

BriSox81 said:

phira said:

Dear MLB,

WHY did you have an east coast game scheduled for 8:30pm when the last 9 inning game these teams played went for like 5 hours?

Sincerely,

I need coffee

AGREED!!! I had to check first thing this morning to see who won because both BF & I fell asleep before the end of the game! 

It was NERVE-WRACKING. I almost died watching Koji pitch the 9th because I was so anxious. And now I'm so tiiiired.

Dear cells,

Please please please please grow. I don't want to redo this experiment! It took a month!

Sincerely,

Your favorite scientist

Dear mice,

I hope that the exterminator sets up traps that work and KILL YOU ahahahahaha.

Best wishes,

Big 2-leg mouse #1

Dear Marriott in Portsmouth,

Please let us get early check in on Sunday. The shuttle to the wedding leaves at 3pm, which is the official check-in time. I would like to not have to get changed in the lobby bathroom.

With love,

Overcharged customer

Peaseblossom55

@buddysmom80 so excited for you.  I hope the pony is pink. 

Dear brain.

I know I keep putting so much information into you right now but please retain it and understand it.  Hopefully only 4 more weeks of studying.

Love

Me

Dear self,

Continue working this hard and it will hopefully all pay off and you will be done studying.  Just focus.

Love,

Me

Dear universe,

Please please please let me pass these exams. I'm so tired from non stop studying.  I'm working hard I understand this material please let me pass.

Dear FI,

Four years tomorrow, where does the time go?  I love you more and more every day. Also ahhhh we're down to almost 8 months.

Love,
FI

Dear wedding photog,

You are amazing.  I love our engagement pictures and I can't wait for the wedding even more now.

Thank you!!

suzie211

Dear Saturday,

Get here now! It's my first NEY G2G and I can't wait to meet these ladies!


Sincerely,
Hump day means almost to the weekend




Dear body,


I am sorry I drink all the wine. It just tasted so good last night it practically poured itself. I promise to take it easy...well at least until Saturday.


ETA:  There originally was more to this, but my mobile app ate it, and work was too busy for me to notice until now:(

minskat30

@suzie211 - Can't wait till Saturday!   

psychbabe314

Dear Little Sister,
I am sorry, but I cannot solve every problem. I understand you are 16, but sometimes people need to suck it up. Thank you for doing that for me last night and understanding that sometimes things are bigger than just high school.
Love,
Your Big Sister

Dear BF,
Have I mentioned that I love you? Once again you have continued to show me how much you love me and care for me. How you can notice even the small things about me and take the smallest signs that something is wrong and take care of me.
Love,
Your Crying Girlfriend

Dear Brother,
Please learn social skills. You made the whole situation 100 times worse.
Appreciate it,
Punchy Feeling Sister

Dear Work,
Thank you for giving me 3 days off in a row. Could we please change my schedule around on Saturday so that I can go to the football game with my friends, BF, and BF's parents?
Sincerely,
Your Hardworking Employee

CASK85

@suzie211 wow. . . I completely forgot about that. My lab and writing schedule has got me stressed to the max. I'm not sure I'll even be able to make it. Gah! Let me get back to you guys. 

GoldenPenguin

phira said:

BriSox81 said:

phira said:

Dear MLB,

WHY did you have an east coast game scheduled for 8:30pm when the last 9 inning game these teams played went for like 5 hours?

Sincerely,

I need coffee

AGREED!!! I had to check first thing this morning to see who won because both BF & I fell asleep before the end of the game! 

It was NERVE-WRACKING. I almost died watching Koji pitch the 9th because I was so anxious. And now I'm so tiiiired.

Dear cells,

Please please please please grow. I don't want to redo this experiment! It took a month!

Sincerely,

Your favorite scientist

Dear mice,

I hope that the exterminator sets up traps that work and KILL YOU ahahahahaha.

Best wishes,

Big 2-leg mouse #1

Dear Marriott in Portsmouth,

Please let us get early check in on Sunday. The shuttle to the wedding leaves at 3pm, which is the official check-in time. I would like to not have to get changed in the lobby bathroom.

With love,

Overcharged customer

I got so excited at first, because I thought this was my most favorite hotel, but it's not. I am absolutely in love with the Sheraton Harborside in Portsmouth. LOVE.

Riss2893

Dear Wisdom Teeth,

I'm happy you're out now so you can stop hurting. Now just please let my mouth heal quickly and with no other problems. I want to eat real food and I'm tired of being EXHAUSTED when I have so much to do for school.

Love,

Your sore ex-owner

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Dear FI (it's been a month and it still feels funny to say that), 

Thanks for taking care of me after my wisdom teeth surgery and dealing with me when I'm crabby. I'm excited for our date day this weekend and hopefully getting some more wedding stuff squared away. I love you.

Love, 
Me
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Dear Anatomy Lab,

Why can't we be friends? I'm trying so hard and I don't know why my study habits aren't working. Hopefully my professor can help me out and it's still not too late to get the grade I want/need.

Sort of love,

Frustrated Student
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Dear Adviser,

Please be nice to me tomorrow.

Thanks, 

Me

psychbabe314

TwoDimes said:

Dear crazy customer,

I'm more likely to help you solve your problems if you are nice. When you yell at me for no reason, I don't feel like helping you, I feel like telling you where to stick it. Next time, try politeness.

Sincerely,

the lady behind the counter

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Dear sleep,

Please come easily tonight.

Thanks,

Me

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Dear BF,

Thanks for being so awesome. I'm so proud of how hard you've been working, and you deserve all the great things coming your way. I know it's going to be a rough year ahead with graduation and job search stuff, but I believe in you. You are incredibly smart and talented, and your dream company would be lucky to have you!

your biggest supporter,

Dimes

I really feel you here. Customers are terrible sometimes! I swear, I cannot wait until I am out of the retail business. I don't know where you work, but I can say that my customers are some of the meanest/rudest/most smelly customers you will ever meet.

psychbabe314

@TwoDimes, the parks and recreations definitely made me laugh!

suzie211

@cschiano Totally understandable!  If you can't make it, I still would love to meet up before you move!   Good luck with your writing this weekend!

loves2shop4shoes

Dear Insane New Boss,

Please become more sane.  I'm only one person with two arms.  I'm not an insane fucking octopus who can also be in 9 places at once.

Still love,

New Employee Who Is Eager to Please, but Not Monica Lewinsky Eager

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Dear DH,

You came home late...and smell bad.

Wash yoself.  NAO.

No love,

You WILL sleep on the couch until you wash

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Dear @Buggle2,

You got me excited thinking it was Thursday.  You were wrong.  Hoar.

Your frustrated neighbor
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Dear BFF,

OMG.  You're engaged.  I'm SHOCKED.  But now I can send you ALL THE WEDDING THINGS IMAGINABLE.

Love, forever,

Your MOH/Spammer of your inbox for the foreseeable future

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Dear Anniecat,

I love you, but so help me God, if you pounce on me ONE more time when I'm half awake and cause me to jump into a piece of furniture, which results in bruises, I will splash you with water from the tub.  And you won't like it.  And then I'll feed you the chicken food you hate until you learn your lesson.

Squints in seriousness,

Mom

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Dear Hoars of the Midwest (That TOTALLY sounds like the name of a porno),

OMG SATURDAY!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Love,

Shoes
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