Dear Car,
Did you really have to die THIS month, of ALL months?!?! Half the reception bill is due, and now I need to replace you. We have had such a "fun" four years, why couldn't you make it at least 8 more months
Sincerely,
Empty Bank Account
First comes Love (2.23.2006)
Then comes Marriage (6.23.2012)
Then comes Baby #1 (5.10.2013)
And Baby #2 (EDD 6.15.2014)
In the baby carriage!