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I has a story.

I do not come out classy in it.
I may have mentioned my friend Amy, whose boyfriend of 9 years cheated on her with a cocktail waitress. well, the waitress's name is Erica. since this whole thing's happened, I've been nothing but polite to Erica, because it's not my fight (number 1) and she's a waitress at my fave spot (number 2).
so last night, my best friend Jen and I were out where Erica works (with Tommy, the dickhole who cheated on Amy). it was a good night, everything was cool. me and jen go to the bathroom and she was telling me about some problem with work, and it was a sensitive subject. well, Erica walks into the bathroom and we stopped talking cause, hi, it's private. apparently she thought we were talking about her? I don't know.
we go back and sit at our table with the hubs and some friends. erica comes over to me and asks if she can talk to me for a sec. I said sure. we go to a booth. here's how that went.
Jen, from the table: "It's about to get real." *laughter*
in the booth:
erica: I know you don't like me, and I don't know why.
me: *blink*
erica: you need to stop talking about me.
me: *blink blink*
erica: *spews verbal diarrhea about how I'm so mean to her*
me: erica, I don't like you, and you know exactly why. but I'm not in high school. I don't talk about you. I don't care about you. you're not even a real person to me.
erica: *tries to be witty, fails*
me: don't do that.
erica: well, I was trying to be an adult, but this is a waste of oxygen.
me: yes, you are.
erica: why don't you have another drink.
me: why don't you serve it to me, cvnt?

so um, yeah. I'm a classy lassy.
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  • that is awesome.  i have never called a person a cuunt to their face.  yet.  i am waiting for the perfect opportunity.

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  • Lala for the win!
  • Remember that one time when creepy school teacher was gonna cut a girl with a knife in like Applebees or something? That was crazy.

    This? This is just really, really funny.
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  • She totally spit in your drink.
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  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]Remember that one time when creepy school teacher was gonna cut a girl with a knife in like Applebees or something?
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
    can't say that I remember that one. that sounds un-good.

    after all this, tommy apologized to jose (notice, not to me). I told jose he should've told tommy to keep his ho on a leash.
  • Ten points La2.

    What a dumbass. I hate people who are all "I know you're talkiiiiiing about meeeeeeeeeee. Stooooooooooooooooopit!"  I'd have said, if I wasn't talking about you before, it's sure as schit gonna happen now, idiot.
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  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]She totally spit in your drink.
    Posted by PirateintheSky[/QUOTE]
    she wasn't working that night, and I got drinks from the bar. but she will not be my waitress in the future, that's for sure.
  • Fantastic story. I've never had the opportunity to call someone a cvnt.
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  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]Ten points La2. What a dumbass. I hate people who are all "I know you're talkiiiiiing about meeeeeeeeeee. Stooooooooooooooooopit!"  I'd have said, if I wasn't talking about you before, it's sure as schit gonna happen now, idiot.
    Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]
    and it's so funny, because I know she's said things about me (calling me fat and stuff). but the difference is, I don't care what she thinks or says about me. she's...a joke.
  • I kept saying over and over last night, "I'm 28. this can't be how I'm spending my time right now."
  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : she wasn't working that night, and I got drinks from the bar. but she will not be my waitress in the future, that's for sure.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    It seemed totally worth it, even if you do have to be careful about who makes your drinks at your fav spot.  If for nothing else than to get a story to entertain the knotties, which it seems like it is doing quite well!
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  • [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : and it's so funny, because I know she's said things about me (calling me fat and stuff). but the difference is, I don't care what she thinks or says about me. she's...a joke.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, well at least you don't have to f*ck somebody else's BF/FI/H to get laid.  
  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]Yeah, well at least you don't have to f*ck somebody else's BF/FI/H to get laid.  
    Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

    or rides to work. or dr. peppers. she's famous for giving head for those.
  • Haha I'm jealous, cause I talk a lot of game but I probably never woud have had the balls to actually say that to someone.  That seriously just made my day.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : or rides to work. or dr. peppers. she's famous for giving head for those.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    I'd give head for a Dr. Pepper!!! Only a bottle, I'm too good for just a can. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : I'd give head for a Dr. Pepper!!! Only a bottle, I'm too good for just a can. 
    Posted by PirateintheSky[/QUOTE]
    and you can keep the bottle for practice.
  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : or rides to work. or dr. peppers. she's famous for giving head for those.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    Oh FFS.
  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : and you can keep the bottle for practice.
    Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

    You are obviously wise beyond your years lalady.
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  • She just keeps sounding classier and classier. Amy is better off without Tommy, who seems to have lowered his standards by a species.

  • dude, no kidding. I have no idea what happened there. his personality has done a 180. we used to double-date with them all the time. it sucks.
    plus, tommy and amy are both 29. erica is 21.
  • I mean, jose is a lot older than me, but 21 is a whole different ballgame.
  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I has a story. : You are obviously wise beyond your years lalady.
    Posted by PirateintheSky[/QUOTE]
    see? recycling helps everybody!
  • Lala, your sig is having some ADD today.
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  • *picks lala for my side in the boardwar*
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  • Lala's sig needs to join ARC. It would be leader of the pack.
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  • In Response to Re: I has a story.:
    [QUOTE]Lala, your sig is having some ADD today.
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
    well, the other one made me laugh yesterday. today, I feel icky about it.
  • I mean Dr. Pepper is really really good. I can't fault the girl.
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  • if it came with a side of pizza, I'd be right there with you.
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