I have had quite a few this morning -
1) There is a mousetrap in our storage closet, there has never been a mouse in it for the last 5 years I have worked here, yet, every single time I go in there I check it. Not sure why, because I will probably scream if there was a dead mouse, but I check it every time.
2) I get irrationally irritated with big trucks in the passing lane on the highways on my way to work in the morning. Move the F over.
3) I just ate my midmorning snack and discovered, soft celery, its not bad, just slightly less crispy than it should be, makes me want to gag.