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Mrs.ThistletwatMrs.Thistletwat
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On my birth month club board there are a lot of women who are having trouble reaching their butts to wipe. I can understand having trouble wiping in front while trying to maneuver around the belly but I am not understanding the wiping in back issue. Explain please.


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Re: Confusion

  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    edited December 2011
    Um, I cannot.
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  • HeffalumpHeffalump member
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    edited December 2011
    I never had this problem.  Now I am confused, too.
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  • Mrs.ThistletwatMrs.Thistletwat
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    edited December 2011
    Dammit Jojo! This is your expertise!
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  • Mrs.ThistletwatMrs.Thistletwat
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    edited December 2011
    I think it is, Zzilla. I have no problem wiping in back. My issue is wiping in front and even that I seem to manage. I am not understanding this. I'm glad all of their husbands have said,  "I;m not sure I love you enough to wipe your azz"
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    These are the same girls who had to sit on the toilet backwards on their wedding day. I guarantee it.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    Whaaa? 
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    They have tiny oompa loompa arms?
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  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confusion?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:1840a326-5d06-477e-bf86-b9c84a97e50dPost:28f37a45-7b7b-4470-98fa-db384e953db1">Re: Confusion</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dammit Jojo! This is your expertise!
    Posted by Mrs.Thistletwat[/QUOTE]

    <div>This is truly one question a patient has never asked me. Do they at least know they have three holes down there? We had that convo at work again yesterday.</div>
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  • Cant_wait!Cant_wait!
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    edited December 2011

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  • ~~Busy.~~~~Busy.~~ member
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    edited December 2011
    duh, the answer is obvious.

    First off pregancy hormones causes hair and nails to grow abnormally fast.  thier nails have grown so quicly that they cannot grasp toilet paper to wipe thier rear ends.

    See pic below:

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  • DG1DG1 member
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    edited December 2011

    oh, lol @ this whole thread.

    I never had this issue, either.  I do have freakishly long arms, though.  Perhaps that was to my benefit for once.

    And lol extra hard at "3 holes."  I can't imagine having to explain that to people on a regular basis. 

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