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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    It depends on if I was married or not.

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  • Grits8812Grits8812 member
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    No.
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  • arwoarwo
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    I only fingerbang married men. I don't....Um. Hmm.

    So, regular banging is just vaginabanging, right?
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  • Megbo2012Megbo2012
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    Tom Brady? Yes.  Everyone else? No.
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    What's a hoary hoar?  Does it have anything to do with hoarfrost?

    For that matter, WHAT IS HOARFROST?

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  • BlameCanadaBlameCanada
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    Only if they're not from Canada.  I don't trust them Canadians to clean the Poutine off their stuff first.
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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    I bang a married man almost every night.
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  • BlameCanadaBlameCanada
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:3edae69b-bbc8-414c-9d19-8a359680e666">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I bang a married man almost every night.
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]
    Whore!

    Oh wait, are you Non-Canadian?  If so I take that back.
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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    I'm an American Whore!
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  • BlameCanadaBlameCanada
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:57a16e20-9cfc-495b-a8bf-8cda3e234b8b">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm an <strong>American</strong> Whore!
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]
    This is really the important part.
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  • krizzo17krizzo17 member
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    aw, where did it go? I wanted to take the troll-poll....
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:57a16e20-9cfc-495b-a8bf-8cda3e234b8b">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm an American Whore!
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    Well she was an American Whore
    Raised on promises...

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  • arwoarwo
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    Ha, J, I actually laughed out loud.
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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:d7fa1c0b-6f23-42c8-abe7-4ebcce3c1d20">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: POLL!!! : Well she was an American Whore Raised on promises...
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    LOL!

    I banged a married man once not knowing he was married as he was a lying piece of shiit.  Does that count? 
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  • arwoarwo
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    edited January 2012
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:d2238448-83c8-49a0-a09c-679ae354df1d">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: POLL!!! : LOL! I banged a married man once not knowing he was married as he was a lying piece of shiit.  Does that count? 
    Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]

    That's not one of the options on the poll, so you should probably go with "SS."
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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:bf001402-5302-4a19-82fd-5d59d84908c9">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: POLL!!! : That's not one of the options on the poll, so you should probably go with "SS."
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

    .....secret....santa?
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  • arwoarwo
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    "Special Snowflake."

    I tried to come up with a second funnier option, but nothing was coming to me.
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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:a1d819dc-ff59-4b8d-99fb-cbddbbde5655">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]"Special Snowflake." I tried to come up with a second funnier option, but nothing was coming to me.
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

    Do you have Friday Brain?  I sure do.
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  • J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    Shaggin' Slut?

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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:70a1242f-4821-4ce9-b59d-a8e77e77c856">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Shaggin' Slut?
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Yes?  You rang?
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  • arwoarwo
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    edited January 2012
    I came up with "Stupid SuntCucker" but I figured that wasn't really funny to anyone but me.

    ETA: Especially since I honest-to-goodness never use the word "cuunt."
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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:e5c0702d-7b44-484d-8077-49e6e1ea6531">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I came up with "Stupid SuntCucker" but I figured that wasn't really funny to anyone but me. ETA: Especially since I honest-to-goodness never use the word "cuunt."
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

    LOL, I hope to find myself in a situation where I call someone a suntcucker soon!  They won't know what hit them.  I can barely say cuunt either, Arwo...well at least not when I'm sober.
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  • Denise91980Denise91980 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:49f5c2c2-1738-4442-9643-f93821854914">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: POLL!!! : .....secret....santa?
    Posted by sherrbearr22[/QUOTE]

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  • sherrbearr22sherrbearr22
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    edited January 2012
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-10?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:408ea09f-725e-4a16-8a47-3ce7b99bd385Post:a107d148-79eb-4a1b-9f38-3156fc5f0b92">Re: POLL!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: POLL!!! : You banged Santa? Christmas Whore!
    Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]

    I bring a whole new meaning to the naughtly list.  Holla!
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  • HermosaHeartHermosaHeart
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    Oh BUMMER! I forgot to add that "if you are already married". Well pin a rose on my nose.
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