How is everyone doing so far today? I was doing pretty great until I got to work. I'm wearing a brand new burnt orange top with a brown jacket type thing with brand new heels. The top is not clingy and is definitely more flowy. I don't like to wear clothes everyday that don't outline my body shape or cling to me. Just not me. So I walk into the office, this guy, Dave, is sitting in my chair. There are about 5 other people in the office at the time, and he immediately askes, "ARE YOU PREGNANT?!?!" I replied with, "Um excuse me???" He then says, "Well you're wearing that loose top. Like you're trying to hide something." Asshole. You've got a lot of nerve.