H: "Mail call for ... Flannfry Moosley? From ... something Spiderman?"Me: "It's SPEEDER-MIN."H: "Oh. Well that's unfortunate."Me: "... that's not actually her name ..."H: "Oh. Well, I totally knew that!"Me: "Mmhmm."H: "Shut up. I hate you."Thank you, Mrs. Speedermin! I love my bosomy card. I can feel your bosom vibez radiating off of it.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.