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Toddlers and Tiaras

This week, we have a girl that speaks about herself in the third person...She's Madison during the off season, but Tootie when she's on stage...hmm..
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    OMG! I was just yelling with my husband at the TV over this!! It's ridiculous!
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    salt78salt78 member
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    Oh is that on?! *goes to find it*
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    ...well, so is yelling at the TV I guess, but whatevs.
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    Normally, I'm just 'eh' about it, unless the mom is super pushy. But the girl has 2 personalities??
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Do they not have these anywhere but the South? I've never seen any where the girls didn't have a super thick Southern accent...
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    salt78salt78 member
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    Well look...her mom is teaching her great life lessons. Like how to rip off your skirt and wave it over your head.That should make her friends when she grows up.
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    the hotel doesn't get itttttttttt*pouts*
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    That's a good question, louisville.
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    Also, she's learning coping skills. Like...dissociation.
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    Also, she's learning coping skills. Like...dissociation That was a for real lol
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    I live in Louisiana and my sister and I participated in a few of these growing up. My mom never pushed us to do and it never pressured us to practice like these moms. We actualy told our mom later that we didn't want to do it anymore because of the other moms. Mom was actually happy because they are HELLA expensive!!
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    holy sh!t!!!! Is she seriously working off? And I wonder when they will realize what these suggestive moves mean? Obviously it doesn't mean anything to them at this age, but it will catch up to them.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    salt78salt78 member
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    NO on that outfit. Just...NO.
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    She gets the beeeeeesssssttt of both world! Chillin' out take it slow! Then you rock out the show! Again. Hannah Montana strikes.
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    salt78salt78 member
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    Oh my god she's like Hannah Montana. I can't believe her mother allows this.
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    I don't have an issue with pagents, really. I think they would be a lot of fun, as long as the kids were doing it for the right reasons. I just don't like the moms that won't let them quit when they want to. Or make them 'sexier' than their age. I understand the dressing up and looking pretty. Just don't like the sexy look.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    ... Tootie tan...
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    THe tans make her money. It's fine.
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    Wait...why does Tooties mom have to make money to pay for her hair and makeup? She's not in the pagent... Can anyone see the moms living vicariously through their daughters?
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    salt78salt78 member
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    [i]... Tootie tan...[/i]DED.
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    My favorite part was when she compared her two personalities..."if Madison and Tootie had a race, I think Madison would win because Tootie would be in high heels."  WTF?
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    She is going to give that little girl a complex about her weight!
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    salt78salt78 member
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    NO. She is calling her daughter FAT.
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    BUT ITS SO CUTE ON YOUR CHUBBY WUBBY BELLY!!!
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    Oh? Leather and chains is the line? Really? Fishnets are ok though.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    I like to beat other girls, too. But with my fist.
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    I just got psychosomatic whiplash thinking about how hard my neck would snap from the backhand if I ever talked to my mother like that.
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    Lol Fische! I DO NOT believe in hitting your kids anywhere but the behind or maybe a light smack on the top of their hands...but I might have to slap Tootie if she talked ot me that way. And I bet the mom doesn't think she had anything to do with it...'What? She just started acting like this one day, its all part of act"
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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    clearly, she doesn't mind it.
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    Yeah, she doesn't mind that at all. And you know, letting your young daughter walk down the hallway of a hotel more than half naked is totally cool.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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