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Wedding Woes

Crazy lawyer chick gets engaged

OK, the day started with me planting a bunch of stuff in my garden, since I got up before my FIANCE!!!! When he woke up, he told me that today was the day. Eeekkkkkk. He approved my outfit as proposal appropriate and off we went.First stop was our favorite restaurant. It features vegetarian, local, organic produce. It was also the location of our first official date. We had a very yummy brunch and then headed off for a walk along a shopping street. My FIANCE (EEEEKKKKK, I LOVE THAT!) spent way too long in a lingerie store looking for the perfect wedding lingerie. He is very specific about these things.After our brunch/walk, he took me to a park in our city that I had never been to. I told him in the car that I was in his hands today and he could decide what we did. So off to the park. The weather was about 28 celcius and calm and sunny. Just gorgeous. He dropped me off to "get something" from the car. The rest of the 'story' is boring. They got in a canoe, rowed a bit, and he proposed on the water. I was unmoved. If he told her he was proposing that day, WhyTF is she so excited? I don't get it.
"I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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Re: Crazy lawyer chick gets engaged

  • edited December 2011
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    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
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    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • edited December 2011
    I bolded the part about the outfit. WTF about that is proposal appropriate? It's a tank and what appears to be a skort.
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  • L_WoodsL_Woods member
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    edited December 2011
    The picture in my head was so much different.
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  • E SquaredE Squared member
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    edited December 2011
    he told me that today was the day.+He approved my outfit as proposal appropriate+...spent way too long in a lingerie store looking for the perfect wedding lingerie. He is very specific about these things.=
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    Yeah Hooka, but look at what he's wearing as proposal appropriate.  It all fits.
  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    edited December 2011
    The outfit approval doesn't creep me out as much as him being "very specific" about the perfect wedding lingerie. Also, why did that need to be bought on the day of the proposal? And why did he announce it ahead of time. This is all weird.
  • edited December 2011
    he approved her tank and skort combo, but he's wearing cargo pants and a wife beater. Who approved his outfit??
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  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    edited December 2011
    He has a serious case of the gayface.
  • edited December 2011
    E, maybe they're getting married in lingerie like the beach wedding people. I pictured her as a bubblehead. I just did and I'm not ashamed.
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  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    E BROKE THE INTERWEBS!!!!!!!!!
  • edited December 2011
    Wait, does she look like a man or does he look like a woman? hmo, this wasn't meant to be a gender-bender!
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011
    i cackled at "skort."
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    I wonder if he approves of her sex outfit too?
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