while walking the dog, he overheard this conversation that the unicorn girls were having in their bathroom, with their window wide open. the bathroom windows are very convenient to where we walk the dog.
girl 1: so when are we going to go speed dating?
girl 2: i don't know, soon? it sounds like it'll be fun.
girl1: ugh, can i borrow one of your razors?
girl 2: sure why?
girl 1: ugh! my asshair is out of control, it's so gross.
girl 2: gross. you better shave that before we go on speed dating.
girl 1: well, obviously.
then H came in. he felt like he was eavesdropping. i'm beginning to think these are college students renting the place.